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Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

LostChildRunAwayCraft

Anime, anime quotes, anime wisdom, be careful, Caution, danger, Fast, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, lost child, LostChildRunAwayCraft, out of place, run away, safety first, self-preservation, survival instinct, watch out, wisdom, young child

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of running away from lost children like in anime!!! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ our server is full of crazy adventures and unexpected encounters, just like in your favorite anime show! u never know what kind of mischief those lost children will get into, so be prepared to run for your life! 😂🤣 join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u have what it takes to escape the clutches of those sneaky kiddos! 🤪👶🏼 #lostchildrunaway #animeadventures #minecraftmadness

Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

child, delicate, emotional, female, fragile, girl, innocent, literal, literal child, literal woman, LiteralKidult, Minecraft, Naive, Pure, Sensitive, Server, vulnerable, WOMAN, womanchild, young child, young girl, young woman

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4579	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	4491	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Towns Built:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Towns Built:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!