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Bus Sex Minecraft Server

3rd grade, AMA, awkward encounter, bus, childhood memories, Coming of Age, curious exploration, early sexual experience, first time, forbidden actions, innocence lost, intimate experience, Minecraft, Personal story, public transportation, school bus, Server, sex, sharing secrets, taboo, unexpected location, young age

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 3rd-grade bus ride? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re losing your virginity all over again (hopefully not on a bus this time).

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that fateful bus ride. From secret underground tunnels to explosive creeper encounters, you never know what’s around the corner.

And just like that unforgettable moment on the bus, joining our server will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So come on, hop on board and let’s make some new memories together. Just remember to keep it PG-13 this time, okay?

””at such young age, damn” Minecraft SMP”

“Youth, adolescence, age, damn, early years, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, smp, TEENAGE, teenage years, young, young adulthood, young age, young and free, young and restless, young at heart, young generation, young life, young minds, young people, young souls, young spirit, Youthful

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. And don’t worry about griefers, because our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will kick anyone’s butt if they try to mess with your builds.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests, hot potato with actual hot potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Cholesterol Crafters: Scan City

30 years old, 50 years old, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, carotid arteries, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, city, Crafters, early detection, health, heart health, High cholesterol, Long-term Health, medical imaging, Medical research, Patients, Prevention, risk factor, Scan, ultrasound scans, vascular health, young age

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crops Grown:	7375	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

BlockyNostalgia

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyNostalgia, Carefree, carefree days, Childhood, childhood memories, early memories, early years, formative experiences, formative years, growing up, Innocence, long-term memories, Memories, Nostalgia, past, playful, pre-teen years, teenage years, young age

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	121	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Zombie Dances:	6

Remember the good ol’ days when your biggest worry was whether your Minecraft house had enough diamond blocks? Well, on our server, we’re bringing back those childhood memories in a big way! Join us and relive the glory days of your youth, where the only responsibilities you had were mining for resources and fighting off creepers.

Our server is like a time machine, transporting you back to a simpler time when your biggest decision was whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of Steve. With endless possibilities and a community of players who are just as nostalgic as you are, you’ll feel like a kid again in no time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and blasting “All Star” by Smash Mouth in the background? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate blast from the past on our Minecraft server!

EarlessScoobyCraft

animated series, beloved character, canine companion, cartoon character, childhood memories, childhood trauma, classic tv, crime solving, dog detective, dog with no ears, EarlessScoobyCraft, ears cut off, Hanna-Barbera, iconic show, long tail tag, mystery solving dog, Scooby doo, Talking Animals, Talking dog, TV nostalgia, young age

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Votes:	9036
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Scooby-Doo without his ears? Well, you’re in luck because our server is off the charts bonkers!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. And guess what? Our server has all that and more!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama chariot driven by a chicken, battle evil mobs with enchanted potatoes, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance-offs for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Scooby-Doo’s missing ears.

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	513894
Ores Mined:	1160	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

CraftyJobHopper

better opportunity, career advancement, career development, career progression, CraftyJobHopper, job change, job commitment, Job Interview, job loyalty, job market, job offer, job prospects, job retention, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, job stability, job transition, leave job., panel, Professional Growth

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Are you tired of boring old job interviews? Come join our Minecraft server where the only question you’ll be asked is, “Will you leave this server if you find a better one?” And the answer is obviously no, because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! We’ve got diamond-filled caves, creeper fireworks shows, and even a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats. So forget about job interviews, come join us and start your new career as a professional block builder!

SupremeCraft Minecraft Server

Confidential, Government, hidden, intelligence, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Protection, Relocation, Rumors, Safety, secretive, secure location, SECURITY, Server, sources, speculation, supreme leader, SupremeCraft, undisclosed, whereabouts

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server where even Iran’s supreme leader had to be taken to a secure location cuz it’s THAT intense! Like, the mobs are so crazy strong, they made him run for his life! 😂 But don’t worry, we got u covered with OP weapons and armor to take them down like a boss. Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. So come join the madness and let’s conquer this server together! 🚀💥 #MinecraftMadness #SupremeLeaderShowdown

StrikeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

#announcement, Communication, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Government, INFORMATION, international relations, long-range strikes, Military Action, News, Permission, Politics, Revenge, russia, russians, spokesman, StrikeCraft, Tension, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Votes:	3615	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy world where ukraine has permission to do long-range strikes on russia! like, what even is that?? but don’t worry, zelenskyy’s spokesman will totally keep the russians in the loop, like “hey guys, heads up, we’re gonna be launching some missiles your way, hope u don’t mind!” it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less consequences. join now for a wild ride of international intrigue and pixelated warfare!

Dopamine Rush Minecraft

auditory stimuli, auditory triggers, behavioral science, brain function, cognitive behavior, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Decision making, decision making process, decision making triggers, dopamine, dopamine release, dopamine response, Minecraft, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, psychological effects, researchers, riskier choices, risky decision-making, Rush, sensory perception, unexpected sound

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Votes:	1269
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, imagine you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in our server, right? and then BAM! out of nowhere, you hear a chicken clucking right in your ear! next thing you know, you’re making the craziest decisions, like jumping off a cliff just for fun! it’s all because of the dopamine rush, man. join our server for the wildest adventures and the most unexpected sounds that will make you do the most insane things! come on, you know you want to risk it all for that sweet, sweet dopamine hit!

Welcome to “The Cavern” where you can survive, build a town, and play wacky events in version 1.21!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, BUILD, Cavern, Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required), custom fishing, Dungeon Bosses, Events, Keep Inventory, Marriages, MCMMO, Over 1, Play, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, SURVIVE, Tamable Pets, TOWN, Version, Wacky

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Farms Harvested:	344	Potions Brewed:	189

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

📗 Slimefun (Modpack like experience)

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Player Driven Economy

📦 Keep Inventory

⚔️ Dungeon Bosses

🐟 Custom Fishing

🎨 Art Map

🚢 Over 1,000+ Quests

🌾 Balanced Jobs System

🕵️ Blackmarket NPC

🛍️ Player Markets

🌌 Player Warps

⛏️ mcMMO

🐾 Tamable Pets

🆓 6 FREE Ranks

🤝 Secure Trading

🌎 Dynmap

✔️ Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)

💍 Marriages

👪 Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Spark The Tech Minecraft Server

Adventure, anticipation, Demo, demo version, dumb bitch, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Gaming, long tail, Minecraft, remake, remake demo, Romancing SaGa 2, RPG, SaGa series, Server, Spark, tags, Tech, Technology, video games, woooo

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spark or pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of romancing SaGa 2 remake demo in Minecraft form! That’s right, we’ve combined the epicness of a classic RPG with the blocky world of Minecraft for a gaming experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in all things Minecraft. They will guide you through quests, battles, and even help you find hidden treasures in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama-led adventures begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a dumb bitch.

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

15930995, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, digital communication, discussion, forum, internet, internet culture, long tail, message board, Minecraft, no, online anonymity, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, privacy, smp, Tag, Thread

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his fluffy regime? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to navigate the treacherous Lava Parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll respawn, right?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a good story)!

StepGrandmaCare Minecraft Server

assets, care costs, caregiving, dementia, family, family dynamics, family relationships, Financial Planning, Housewife, impact on home life, Inheritance, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting family, residential care, responsibilities, savings, Server, step-grandma, StepGrandmaCare, taking advantage, Time management, traditional roles

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	5631

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can escape from your responsibilities and dive into a virtual realm where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Leave behind the family drama and join us for some epic battles against creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs to deal with caring for elderly step-grandmas when you can be exploring vast landscapes and building your dream castle? Plus, our community is full of fun and friendly players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

aita, Argument, aunt, Contractor, Contractors, defcon 4, discomfort, Drama, embarrassed, emergency services, Fire department, gas company, lackadaisical, nail polish, neighbors, non emergency, odor, old food, Protective, reaction, ruined weekend, Smell911, Upset, Vinegar, waste of resources, Wife

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as calling the fire department for a vinegar smell? Look no further! Join our server where every little mishap turns into a full-blown emergency response.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend accidentally spills their virtual coffee on the keyboard. Next thing you know, the in-game fire department is knocking down your virtual door to put out the non-existent flames. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of calling in a gas truck, ambulance, and firetruck for the most mundane incidents. Who needs a calm and collected gaming experience when you can have pure chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember to call a contractor first before you dial 911 for that mysterious smell of vinegar and nail polish. See you in the game, where every day is a virtual emergency!

CaveManTimeMachine – Minecraft SMP

alternate history, ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropological study, caveman, CaveManTimeMachine, creative ideas, cultural exchange, Gift ideas, human evolution, hypothetical scenarios, imaginative thinking, innovation, invention, Minecraft, prehistoric era, primitive technology, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, thought experiment, time machine, time travel

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Crops Grown:	9084

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to go back in time and give a caveman a diamond pickaxe! Imagine the look on his face when he realizes he can mine obsidian and create a portal to the Nether. Who knows, maybe he’ll even invite you to join his tribe and become the first Minecraft speedrunner in history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to change the course of human evolution with just one item.