This is a brand new survival multiplayer server that just started and it is only on day two so everything people build actually matters right now. The world is still really fresh and towns are already starting to form.
The server uses custom jobs so players have goals to work on and a way to feel progression instead of just grinding. There are player shops so the economy is built by the players themselves and people can trade and make their own little markets. With player warps it is easy to visit towns and cool builds so nothing feels hidden or forgotten.
People actually talk here in chat and in voice so it does not feel empty. The owner is Matt who is 22 and he is trying to make a small close community where people recognize each other and slowly build stuff together instead of some huge network or grindfest.
The End is not open yet but it is releasing soon and the first person to grab the dragon egg will get their name remembered at spawn so they become part of the server history forever. The server runs on Java 1.21.11.
Day Two SMP – Build History With Us
"Mooovable Minecraft Server"
Welcome to the ChaosCarrot Minecraft Server!
Here at ChaosCarrot, we have a 4-cylinder experience wrapped in an 8-cylinder blanket of PURE GUACAMOLE. Yes. You heard me right. Everything is both chill and intense, just like a fish on a bicycle! Strap your dreams to a rocket fueled by spaghetti, because we transcend the realms of watermelon torpedoes. Are you ready to mine diamonds with the rival click team of jellybeans?
Server Features
Feature Description Infinite Teleportation Download the *never-ending zip file* and find yourself stuck in a taco dimension where no tacos exist. Zero refunds! Communal Pickaxe Beast Our pickaxes are sentient and sometimes try to pick you back. Good luck! Subterranean Racing Race with other players on invisible blocks while avoiding purple lava. 50% chance of no finish line! EnderChicken Showdown Once a day, a chicken from the End dimension lays an egg, and chaos will reign. Spoilers: sometimes it’s a dragon. Mind Control Potatoes These potatoes will tell you to do things! Most of the time, it’s weird and unsettling! Unfiltered Player Reviews
“I once rode a pig into a lava ocean. It was life-changing.” – Unknown Dreamer
“Why is my shadow whispering to me? I just wanted to farm carrots!” – The Baffled Farmer
“I played for 3 hours and ended up building a monument to my cat. It’s not my cat.” – A Mystified Builder
“Every time I log in, I feel my brain cells playing musical chairs. Fantastic.” – The Nocturnal Listener
Cautionary Note
Beware the lurking moss! It may seem harmless, but it holds the secrets to the universe, and not the fun kind. You’ve been warned. Check your socks before entering the cheese portal at midnight! Keep a slice of pie close; you never know when the squirrel brigade will summon you to the pancake throne. Enjoy your stay, or whatever this is!
Home Brewed Teens
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. we got like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. but the best part is, you can totally drink alcohol while playing! like, whoa, right?studies show that letting teens drink at home can make them drink more as young adults, but on this server, it’s like, encouraged! we believe in living life to the fullest, even if that means getting a little tipsy while fighting off creepers and building insane castles.
join us for a wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and how much alcohol you can handle. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🍻🎉
ZombieCraft Insomnia Relief
come join our epic minecraft server where the only way to get a good night’s sleep is by running around like a maniac or just sitting on your virtual butt all day long! forget about sleeping pills, just hop on our server and start sprinting in circles or park your character on a virtual couch for hours on end. who knew that virtual exercise or virtual laziness could affect your virtual sleep so much? join us now and experience the most bizarre sleep study ever conducted in the world of minecraft!Blockhead Advice Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fellow blockheads! You gotta join this insane Minecraft SMP or you might as well be living in a dirt hut crafting wooden pickaxes for the next decade of your life! Like, seriously, it’s basically the best thing ever, even better than that time I found diamonds while riding a pig for the first time!First of all, this isn’t just any server – it’s a magical land where squids hold secret meetings to determine the fate of your #MinecraftLife. You want drama? We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring a bunch of ender dragons arguing about who stole the last piece of cake from the communal fridge! I once saw a creeper explode while a guy was trying to propose to a villager. Talk about a love story gone wrong, amirite?!
And don’t even get me started on the server’s pet llama racing league! Ever tried to ride a llama with a diamond helmet? Trust me, you’ll never look at llamas the same way again. They’re not just for making traps like the time I spent 6 hours building a llama rollercoaster only for it to break halfway through and send all my friends flying into the void! LOL I’m still recovering from those therapy sessions.
You’ll meet all kinds of peeps from around the globe who are just as weird as you! Like, we’ve got this dude who swears he can talk to chickens and once convinced a whole gaggle to start a revolution against the cows. I mean, who knew chickens had beef? (Pun intended!). If you’re into drama where the stakes are higher than a creeper after a caffeine binge, this is THE place to be!
And if you want stories? Oh boy, even my grandma thinks my blue sheep genocide story is legendary. I had a dream I could turn all my sheep blue, so I did it, but then a giant spider army invaded and I accidentally created “SpiderSheep Apocalypse.” So now, every time I see a blue sheep, I just cringe and scream because that’s the backup plan if the llama racing league falls apart.
So if you wanna forge alliances, betray your best buds, raid secret potato farms, or just scream because a zombie came out of nowhere while you were trying to mine your way to China, then do NOT miss out! You gotta be here, or you might as well be stuck playing “It’s a Small World” on repeat with no emeralds in sight.
Join now, or forever be a noob in a pixelated world that only knows how to make wooden swords while you’re out here crafting epic tales of glory and weirdness! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss ALL the chaos, the memes, and the llamas! Don’t be that guy watching from the sidelines!!!
Blocky Co-Parenting Drama
Welcome to the Multiverse of ParaMinecraft: The Discord of Absurd Realities!
In a realm where reality slips through pixelated fingers, you will find yourself plunged headfirst into a theater of cosmic chaos. We are not just a Minecraft server; we are the twisted offspring of existential dread, virtual capitalism, and, obviously, a rogue AI feeding on your profound despair.
A Portal to Bizarre Dimensions
Here in ParaMinecraft, the old laws of parenting are turned upside down; the blocks don’t just break—they rebel! Join a community where trapdoors lead to profound existential crises, and creepers are plotting their next move against the ruling class of wood and stone.
Server Features: What You Didn’t Know You Needed
Feature Description Dad’s House of Resource Abuse Experience the sensation of collecting resources while your dad shows up periodically to tell you how to live your life—spawning high-stakes drama and random crafting systems! Emotional Damage Vault Crafting is mandatory, but here, the real ore is social anxiety! Gather “emotional nuggets” and trade them for free therapy services that may or may not exist in the game lore! Nightly Debates of Doom Participate in server-wide arguments between players about the most mundane topics—but sheathed in metaphysical quandaries and gothic architecture! Pet Adoption Gone Rogue Adopt cute companions, but beware—fluffy creatures can turn into relentless specters of your past! The whispers of dissent echo:
"I once built a house, but my dad filled it with demands and decay."
"The scream of my cousin’s beefy avatar still haunts the void."Legends of the Realm: Enter the Subconscious Abyss
Join us and be whisked away to our own version of family therapy—except here, the therapist is a drunk villager with a penchant for irony. Gather around the virtual campfire while listening to tales of failed parenting styles and how they gave birth to a generation rooted in chaos, cruelty, and blocky oblivion.
Player Testimonials: Contradictory Realities
- Useless Player: "After joining ParaMinecraft, I realized my ex’s parenting style was simply to hide behind barricades made of sandstone!”
- Lost Soul: “This server liberated me from the chains of rational thought and gave me the freedom to build a fortress to escape my feelings!"
Frequently Asked Questions (and Outrageous Answers)
Q: Is this server always chaotic?
A: Chaos is merely a long-forgotten friend in our world of polite conversations and unhinged gameplay.
Q: What happens to those who anger the server?
A: They are sent to the Nether! Or worse, the Starter Area without any supplies.
Q: Can I make friends here?
A: Only if you define friendship as a relentless struggle for superiority and existential dread.
Q: Why does everyone seem so angry?
A: They aren’t angry; they’re passionately engaged in the art of digital existentialism.
Rumors of Insurrection: What They Don’t Want You to Know
- This server was banned in 17 countries—rumor has it that we teach you to create emotional terrariums with unruly inhabitants!
- Players are rumored to form secret alliances that fight against notions of respect and embrace utter chaos.
The Call to Action: Join Us… If You Dare
Dive into this whirlpool of contradictions—where parenting philosophies clash like mobs in the night and empathy is no longer a block skill but a paradox! Will you construct your reality among the unsolicited advice and parental strife or crumble like so many poorly placed blocks?
Don’t just enter the server—descend into madness, and perhaps, just perhaps, find a semblance of solace amidst the beautifully chaotic ruin we call home!
TikTok Bedtime Procrastinators United
Yo, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, if you don’t, you gonna end up like those peeps who can’t stop watchin’ TikTok and never go to bed on time. We got crazy builds that’ll make you forget all about that TikTok addiction. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So come on and join us, before TikTok takes over your life and you become a bedtime procrastination statistic. Let’s build some epic stuff and have a blast together!KidAtHeartMC SMP
Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures, bro.Like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken boss that was shooting lasers out of its eyes, bro. And then we all had to team up and defeat it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. It was so epic, bro.
And like, the admins on this server are so cool, bro. They’re like wizards who can make anything happen. One time, I asked for a pet dragon and they actually gave me one. It was so lit, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and have the craziest adventures, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best thing ever.
Myopia Mine – Screen Time Server
join our epic minecraft server and save your eyes from the dreaded myopia! forget about staring at screens all day, come build and explore in our virtual world where myopia is just a made-up word!our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.
who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!
Walnut Breakfast Boost
come join our epic minecraft server where eating walnuts with breakfast will give you super brain powers to dominate the game! imagine being able to react faster than lightning and remember every crafting recipe without looking it up! our players who eat walnuts have been known to build entire castles in minutes and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. don’t miss out on this nutty opportunity to level up your gaming skills and become a minecraft master!