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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4053 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 804 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. It’s like your brain is gonna get all mature and stuff while you play. And get this, if you play on our server, you’ll like totally decrease the thickness of your cortex. And that means you won’t be all restrictive with your eating habits when you grow up. Like, whoa, that’s some crazy science stuff right there.
So, like, come join our server and level up your brain while you mine for diamonds and stuff. And, like, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the future because your brain will be all mature and stuff. Plus, we have this secret potion that will make you eat like a total emotional unicorn. It’s like magic, bro.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate brainiac chef with emotional eating superpowers. It’s gonna be epic, dude.
