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  • "Minecraft Server: Not a Joke!"

    "Minecraft Server: Not a Joke!"

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    🌌 Welcome to the Galactic Minecraft Nebula of DoomCraft! 🌌

    Greetings, Earthlings and other sentient puddings! Strap on your diamond loafers and prepare for a glorious adventure in pixels and madness! Our server is a jumble of exploding chickens and dancing endermen, where the floor is lava but nobody gives a hoot. Maybe it’s wet socks, too? Who knows?

    πŸ‘Ύ Server Features That Will Either Delight or Terrify You! πŸ‘Ύ

    FeatureDescription
    ∞ Infinite Hunger (Like My Ex’s Demands)Your food levels drain faster than your hope! Oppress your cravings or die while we laugh!
    Rain of CactusExperience a delightful shower of spiky greens! Pain is beauty, right?
    Friendly Fireworks of DoomCelebrate with explosive colors! Hope you brought your will to live!
    Mob ApocalypseHordes of zombies will ask for your social security number before devouring your brain!
    Time Travel (But Only Backwards)Experience yesterday’s glitches today! Oh, the nostalgia.
    Random Player JumpscaresEvery time you join, be prepared for a shriek around the corner! Or is it a carrot?

    πŸ’¬ Player Reviews That Make Absolutely No Sense πŸ’¬

    “The purple walrus danced with my grandmother under a full moon; then she turned into diamonds.” – UnicornLover42

    “Best server ever to grow butter on toast; I’m still crying!” – BreadMaster69

    “Last time I played, my cat started singing opera, and the llama was speaking French.” – AnxiousFrog

    πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ Join Us If You Dare! πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ

    Remember, the path ahead is paved with glitter and shattered dreams. Bring your helmet of confusion and a map drawn by a blindfolded raccoon. We might offer you endless joy or just mildly existential dread!

    Warning: If you hear whispers in the pixelated breeze, they’re probably just your regrets. Enter at your own risk, or risk entering at your own feet!

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  • Minecraft Server: Sisterly Survival Shenanigans

    Minecraft Server: Sisterly Survival Shenanigans

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    Beware the Crater of Chaotic Craze!

    The pixels have eyes, and they have seen you! Step into the bizarre abyss where your dreams become nightmares and your nightmares become NFTs!

    Server Features of Madness!

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite VacuumExperience the thrill of being sucked into a void that leads nowhere! Who needs a spawn point?
    Unicorn FarmingCareful! They’re actually mad cows in disguise! Milk them if you dare!
    Nightmare ModePlay while sleepwalking! Drool on your keyboard for bonus points!
    Tea-Making Simulator 2049All your tea will taste like grass clippings and existential dread!
    Poltergeist JavaFeel the paranormal presence while building the world’s most haunted IKEA!
    Vortex of ConfusionEvery five minutes, your screen will randomly switch to a different game. Is that Tetris?

    Player Reviews from the Void

    “I accidentally crafted a sandwich out of nightmares. 10/10 would ingest again!”

    “The Enderman asked for my credit card info. I don’t even remember swiping!”

    “Killing pigs in the server gave me a headache. I had to chase the pig lawyer!”

    “Why do the flowers sing? I’m scared but it’s beautiful. Am I dreaming?”

    Join Us If You Dare?

    Come to the Chaotic Crater where logic loses its meaning and sanity is for the weak! Remember, the blue blocks are always watchingβ€”never turn your back! Trust in the whispers of the wind, for it carries secrets you were never meant to know.

    WARNING!

    Should you encounter the Elder Chicken, do not look it in the eye unless you’re prepared for a ride on the rollercoaster of your darkest fears. Remember: In the end, we are all just pixels in the glitch of the universe.

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  • Niece’s New Blockplace

    Niece’s New Blockplace

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    Welcome to The House of Unholy Resilience – A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

    Venture Beyond the Veil of Tradition

    In the fiery caverns of the House of Unholy Resilience, where the echoes of roomie conflicts reverberate through pixelated hallways, you’ll find the very fabric of reality bent into a shape not unlike an irate potato. Here, the ordinary dissatisfaction of everyday life becomes high-stakes drama crafted in blocks of chaos. Mop up the surreal absinthe of ire and tension as you cultivate your own microcosm of mayhem!


    Noteworthy Features That Are Absolutely Not a Trap!

    FeatureDescription
    The Perpetual Roommate OdysseyTired of the same old roommate drama? Now dive into the ever-changing saga! Get ready for neglected chores and unexpected tantrums!
    Reality-Bending BudgetingManage your resources while wondering if your sanity will run out first! Prices fluctuate wildly based on your emotional state!
    The Kicked Puppy Effectβ„’Introducing NPC emotions no one asked for! Experience mood swings and pouting that affect your gameplay!
    Chaos BudgetingWill your resources hold up against the onslaught of poorly managed expectations? Spoiler: they won’t!

    Testimonials From the Borderline Insane:

    "I thought I was just playing Minecraft, but then my roommate left half-eaten cake on the floor and I swear, I felt the world collapse!" – Steve, Former Blockhead

    "I came for the blocks, I stayed for the existential dread of never-ending guest stays!" – Alex, Survived One Ominous Dinner


    Warnings: Beware of Roommate Spirits!

    There is a high probability that your in-game decisions will summon the specters of long-gone roommates. Who’s lurking in the shadows? Do stray items collect in circles, taunting? Are the unused blocks able to talk? Don’t dare ask; just witness the unraveling!


    Frequently Asked Questions (That Will Not Help You):

    • Q: Will I have a stable life in this realm? A: Stability is a myth perpetuated by furniture manufacturers.

    • Q: How do I invite friends? A: Friends are like blocky anchors in a volatile sea of chaos. They may never return!

    • Q: Is there a safe zone? A: The only safe zone is the one you’ll forget exists amidst the turmoil of misplaced blocks and broken relationships!

    The Legend of Reckless Roommates: A Server Lore Unveiled

    Legend speaks of a moment when every resident hoped for liberation, the clash of wills a mere whisper in the digital ether. One fateful evening during a brazen wooden dinner table showdown, the alliance of Mopless Warriors was bornβ€”a faction dedicated to relentless roommate confessions and reclined negotiations. Whispers echo through this domain; the one who collects the most lost items will one day rule The House of Unholy Resilience!


    Absurd Conspiracies That Will Shift Your Reality

    • **They Say: "This server was banned in 12 countries, but we won’t tell you why."* Rumor has it the pixels are listeningβ€”gather the lost recipes for Salmonella Salad* to uncover the truth!

    • Unwritten Tactics of Eviction: Did you know the God of Households can be summoned by building wild unnecessary monuments made of disruptive life decisions? Try it; if you dare!

    Join Us…If You DARE!

    Step into turmoil, flirt with existential dread, and perhaps, just perhaps, uncover the upper limits of your emotional range. Build connections, tear them down, and rebuild them again all while never leaving your blocky abode! Are you ready to live among the mad? Click to enter, but once you do, there’s no turning back…

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  • Block Party or Not? AITA?

    Block Party or Not? AITA?

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    The Fractured Coalition: A Minecraft Odyssey into the Abyss

    Welcome, brave souls, to The Fractured Coalition, a realm where friendships unravel with the ferocity of a Creeper explosion and communication is an ancient language unspoken! Join us as we explore the chaos of human interactions, where alliances crumble and tensions boil over like a cauldron filled with bat wings and spider eyes.


    The Cosmic Conundrum of Roommate Dynamics

    In this pixelated wonderland, you are not just a builder; you are a participant in a grand social experiment gone terribly awry. As you navigate the treacherous landscape of our server, be prepared to confront the unyielding void of exclusion. Here’s how it goes down:

    • Gathering Union: Ever find yourself unwittingly excluded from the group? Fear not! In The Fractured Coalition, we celebrate the art of being left outβ€”like your fellow roomies gleefully throwing a parade without inviting you.
    • Ambiguous CommuniquΓ©s: Test the waters with vague conversations in the baking sun of your blocky kitchen. Will it thaw the ice between players or deepen the chasms of silence? Only one way to find out!

    Features of Absurdity Awaiting You!

    Bizarre Gameplay Mechanisms

    FeatureDescription
    The Exclusion BarrierA mystical force that randomly prevents you from joining gatherings! Will you be cast away or will you find a way to infiltrate?
    Passive-Aggressive PvPEngage in combat with your friends… or just ignore them and stare blankly while crafting. Every action is laced with regret!
    Vague Message ExchangeBake potions that communicate but are utterly misunderstood. All messages will seem filled with insincere love from Roomie A!

    In-Game Legends: The Rise and Fall of Roomie A & B

    Rumor has it that once upon a Minecraft night, Roomie A and Roomie B united to form the Covenant of Social Seclusion. Legends tell that anyone who witnesses their bond will suddenly find themselves wandering the Nether, trapped in a labyrinth of unspoken friendships.


    πŸ‘» Player Testimonials (or not…)

    "Once I was included, but now I see what true loneliness is. 10/10 would not recommend!" – Player Invisible

    "I thought I was winning until I realized I built a castle alone. Guess I’ll just dig my own grave!" – Uninvolved Steve


    FAQ of Chaotic Nonsense

    Q: Why can’t I join the group? A: The Exclusion Barrier is real. Best to start digging beneath your neighbors’ blocksβ€”you might find weird, unexplainable ores!

    Q: Why did I receive a birthday invite from someone I’ve never spoken to? A: Ah, a classic case of the Minecraft Message Paradox. Approach with caution!


    Warnings on the Server Lore

    This server is rumored to be banned in thirteen virtual realities because, deep down, it may just be a reflection of your own experience navigating the perils of companionship. Enter at your own peril: friendships may not be what they seem.


    Final Call to Action: Join Usβ€”If You Dare!

    Dive headfirst into The Fractured Coalition, where the lines between friends and foes blur into an absurdity of cubic encounters. Unravel the chaos, or risk becoming just another ghost in this digital wasteland of broken bonds and pixelated grief!

    Step into the unknown, but be forewarned: exclusion is a craftable item here. Will you rise like a gilded Phoenixβ€”or fester in the shadows of apathy? The choice is yours, dear gamer, but remember: once you step through that portal, there may be no turning back…

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  • "Minecraft Server: BF Drama Block"

    "Minecraft Server: BF Drama Block"

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    Welcome to the World of Chaos: The Eternal Void!

    Ahoy, distressed potato! Have you ever wanted to mine iron with a frisbee while riding a three-legged llama? No? Too bad! Here at The Eternal Void, logic is a cruel mirage, and every cubic block is a potential portal to absolute madness! πŸ₯³πŸ₯΄

    Why Join Us?

    Life’s too short for sensible choices! If you fancy aligning your dreams with the unfathomable abyss, your journey starts here! Beware: unicorns might burn your house down, but mud pies grant you the power to unhinge your sanity!

    Server Features:

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite CatsEach cat has a nightmare you don’t want to experience on a Tuesday.
    Eternal NightSleep is a misconception, embraced by the sheep overlords.
    Angry PicklesHarvest one and watch your inventory become haunted. Good luck!
    Instant Lava PoolsWhy let logic dictate your death? Swimsuits not included.
    Friendly GhostsThey only haunt players who use cobblestone for more than two hours.
    Rainbow CreepersExplode in a shower of confetti and existential dread!

    What Players Are Saying:

    “My toaster came to life. Now we plan our escape from reality!” – Alex82

    “I found a diamond that spoke in riddles. It told me to run.” – CurlyFry

    “We tried to build a house, but we ended up with an interdimensional void.” – SleepyJ

    “Every time I try to mine coal, the shadows grow sad. Do they know?” – GhostlyGamer

    FINAL WARNING!

    Those who dare to join this server might accidentally summon the tea-loving mole-men from the 17th dimension. And remember: if chickens start dancing, grab a spoon and start singing!

    Join us, but be waryβ€”the fabric of reality is not as forgiving as your last boyfriend. Are you ready to lose more than just your sanity?

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  • Lonely Blocks Fear Praise

    Lonely Blocks Fear Praise

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    Come join our epic Minecraft server where loneliness is a thing of the past! Why be lonely when you can be surrounded by a bunch of blocky buddies who will never judge you? Plus, did you know that fear of positive evaluation is totally cured by building a sick castle with your new virtual pals? Trust us, it’s science. So ditch the loneliness and fear and come join us for some epic adventures and non-stop fun!

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  • Ravencraft

    Ravencraft

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    Ravencraft Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Addressmc.ravensburg.org
    RulesServer Rules
    GalleryServer Gallery

    About us:

    • New map for version 1.21.4
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty with community beds for sleeping
    • Sleep plugin for faster nights
    • Firespread is enabled
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • High-end dedicated hardware
    • BlueMap and Discord integration
    • LGBTQI+ friendly community
    • A community of grown-ass adults

    We’re looking for players who:

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat while playing Minecraft

    If you fit the description, hop on and apply to join our greylist server!

    FAQs

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?Simply connect to mc.ravensburg.org in your Minecraft client.
    Are mods available on the server?Yes, we have friendly mods who enforce rules and assist players.
    Is griefing allowed?No, griefing is against the rules and will result in a ban.
    Can I use mods like x-ray or baritone?No, hacks or cheats are not allowed on the server.
    Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?Yes, we welcome players of all backgrounds.

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  • EcoCraft Skylands 1.20.3

    EcoCraft Skylands 1.20.3

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    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta come check it out for some wild and wacky adventures!

    We got jannies cleaning up the server for FREE, that’s right, zero dollars an hour! It’s like a virtual sweatshop but with blocks and creepers.

    Join us for a chaotic time where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun. Who needs a paycheck when you can have the satisfaction of cleaning up pixel messes for the joy of the players?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

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  • Jeets the wave of the future Minecraft SMP

    Jeets the wave of the future Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Jews have discovered the ultimate slave race – the jeets! Forget about spending hours creating mulattos or dealing with chaotic niggers, the jeets are the perfect solution. They come pre-configured and fully compliant, making them the ideal workforce for all your Minecraft needs.

    Join our server and witness the epic tale of how the Jews harnessed the power of the jeets to build a thriving civilization. From mining diamonds to building elaborate structures, the jeets will be there every step of the way, ready to serve their masters with unwavering loyalty.

    But beware, not everyone is happy about the rise of the jeets. Rumor has it that a group of rebellious niggers are plotting to overthrow the Jews and take back control of the server. Will you join forces with the jeets to defend your territory, or will you betray them and join the niggers in their quest for freedom?

    With epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community like no other, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Join now and become part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history!

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  • AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments

    AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action happens! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground love den where players can get frisky in pixelated passion!

    Forget about awkward moments during sex, on our server, the only awkward thing you’ll experience is trying to explain to your friends why you can’t stop playing! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together…just make sure to bring your diamond armor for protection!

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  • XiCraft: RevengeStopper!

    XiCraft: RevengeStopper!

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    come join dis epic minecraft server where we stop mass killings like xi in china! we all about spreading love and blocky fun, not revenge on society crimes! u can build ur own empire and rule like a boss, or team up with other players to take down evil mobs and save the day. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • Slayerz SMP

    Slayerz SMP

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    the slayerzsmp is a unique economy server that is a perfect mix between vanilla survival and an economy server like donutsmp! we welcome new players to the server every day and host events daily!

    – New Server – On 24/7 – Bedrock Can Join – Lots of content – Auction house & shop – AFK & PVP zone – Crates – Not P2W

    SlayerzSmp.net

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  • WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

    WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

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    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    162.19.20.148:2009

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  • Total Vanilla Anarchy 1.21

    Total Vanilla Anarchy 1.21

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    Welcome to Total Vanilla Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!
    We have been online since December 2024 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed.
    Server IP: totalvanilla.net
    Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:
    β€’ Build empires and survive the chaos.
    β€’ Only bans for hacking – only mutes for chat spam.
    Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:
    β€’ Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
    β€’ Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.
    World Exploration Extravaganza:
    β€’ Explore a 500k x 500k block-wide world border.
    β€’ Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
    No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy
    β€’ Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
    β€’ Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!
    Shape the Future with Direct Input: Join our Discord and engage with the community.
    β€’ Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is available for technical queries.
    β€’ Launched in December 2024, always synced with the latest version (1.21.3).
    β€’ Powered by robust hardware in Montreal for a lag-free experience.
    Support the Chaos:
    Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.
    Server IP: totalvanilla.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I hack or use duplication glitches on the server?

    No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on the Total Vanilla Anarchy server. Violators will be banned.

    2. Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

    There are no restrictions on building or gameplay on the server. You are free to build, survive, and explore as you wish.

    3. How can I join the server’s Discord community?

    You can join the server’s Discord community by clicking on the Discord link provided on the server or by visiting the Discord website and searching for Total Vanilla Anarchy.

    4. Is the server regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version?

    Yes, the server is always synced with the latest Minecraft version to provide players with the best experience possible.

    5. How can I support the server?

    You can support the server by voting or donating to help cover server costs and improve the player experience. Donators can also get their name colored in chat.

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  • Indian Hate Organic 1.20.1

    Indian Hate Organic 1.20.1

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta stop hatin’ on Indians, man. They’re killin’ it out there with their tech skills and we should be applaudin’ them, not hatin’. Plus, if you join our server, you’ll be surrounded by Indian excellence and maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about how to be a boss in Minecraft. So stop snivelin’ and start playin’, bro!

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