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Young Adult Fears

  • Adulting is Hard Minecraft SMP

    Adulting is Hard Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, gather ’round all you pixelated warriors and my fellow blocky bandits, ’cause have I got a mystical Minecraft journey lined up for you, or what? Forget about your boring IRL adulting responsibilities, like paying taxes or doing laundry (ugh, who even folds clothes?!) and embrace the chaotic mayhem of joining the most bonkers SMP ever! Why? Well, lemme hit you with some absurd reasons that’ll definitely make you want to dive headfirst into this digital madness.

      • Epic Enchantments of Eldritch Proportions! Ever seen a full diamond armor with unicorn horn?? Didn’t think so! The last dude who tried to leave the server without at least one pair of enchanted Crocs was turned into a potato and now lives in the Nether. True story! Join us and maybe you’ll find the legendary "Boots of Havoc," which, rumor has it, allow you to moonwalk on lava! Just one slip-up, and you might transform into a flaming campfire—YUM!

      • Crafting Cows that Solve World Problems! Can’t figure out how to balance your budget? Our cows can! They’ll moo you breakthrough financial advice! Just be ready to feed them a steady diet of enchanted hay, otherwise, they might start giving you "inspiration" by chewing your house down. Yeah, redstone isn’t the only thing that’ll get you fired up!

      • Inter-Dimensional PVP with Cosmic Beings! Forget normal PvP; you’ll fight against the dimension-hopping Space Larry who steals your diamonds and hides them in alternate universes—yes, he’s a total jerk. Don’t worry, he has a beef with the Ender Dragon too, so teaming up with him is basically like asking a badger for help against a bear. It’s weirdly strategic and totally wouldn’t lead to your untimely demise, right?

      • Treasure Hunts with Surprise Lasers! Who doesn’t love a good treasure hunt, especially when it includes laser traps set by disgruntled parrots who think they are the next Indiana Jones? And trust me, you’ll want to dodge those lasers unless you fancy looking like a disco ball the next time you log into the server. Pro tip: bring chickens; they distract the parrots. Somehow.

      • The Legend of the Missing Cake! Legend has it, there was once an epic birthday cake, but it went missing (probably stolen by those pesky Endermen), and if you can find the pieces, you might—or might not—end up summoning the Great Cake of Doom. Some say it’ll grant you unlimited cake slices… but most say it’ll just slap you with a soggy sponge. Either way, #WorthIt!

      • Vegetable Trading with Squidward’s Far-Removed Cousin! If you ever wanted to swap carrots for enchanted pickles while arguing with an octopus, this is your calling. I mean, who doesn’t want to barter with a sentient fruit salad? You’ll never experience true happiness until you try to haggle over a stack of melons with a dude who claims to have an intergalactic bank account!

    In conclusion: being a young adult in real life is like trying to mine with a wooden pickaxe in a world full of obsidian and dragons. So, basically, if you don’t want to end up as someone’s potato in the real world, hop on this Minecraft SMP. Grab your virtual pickaxe and let’s dive into a chaotic mess of blocks, bizarre quests, and skill-building activities that’ll make low-key adulting seem like a mini-game! See you in the land where logic is just a suggestion! 🌈💥

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  • Sofurry

    Sofurry

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    Completely fun, the Moderators are beyond Awesome!

    minecraft.sofurry.com

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  • JellyPvP

    JellyPvP

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    We are the perfect kit pvp server <3

    88.150.171.109

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  • Zdug

    Zdug

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    It’s a semi vanilla server

    Mc.zdug.com

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  • Funtheory

    Funtheory

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    Hosted in Canada, operated from the land down under, Fun Theory is a hub server that wants to push the limits of your average gamemodes. Bigger plots, peaceful factions, our very own themepark! Two Captains’, Stuvman & foxes run this ship, with helpful crew to aid you along in your FT experience.

    Please see us here: http://funtheory.enjin.com/

    Funtheorymc.com

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  • Innectis

    Innectis

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    We have been a community since May of 2011 and boast a featureset that was written right from our development team.

    A few of our features include:

    Lot system which allows you to get an area that only you and people you allow. Protect/Restrict various blocks (chests, trapdoors, doors, etc.) Multiple worlds (Survival, Aether, Nether, Creative/Pixel art world and a resource world) And more!

    Ranks: VIP – Access to 3 100×100 lots. Super VIP – Access to up to 5 150×150 lots, TinyWE usage, lights anywhere (places glowstone at feet) Goldy – Infinite lots up to 300×300, backpack, larger TinyWE selection, prefix editing!

    New features are added more and more with each update. Staff can be found on forums or in-game.

    game.innectis.net

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  • Pro Mc Games

    Pro Mc Games

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    Pro Mc Games is a futuristic themed mini-game server that is has completely custom coded plugins. We currently offer many well known game modes with our own twists to them. Come check us out! play.ProMcGames.com

    play.ProMcGames.com

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  • ChileMinecraft.cl Towny

    ChileMinecraft.cl Towny

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    Come play with ChileMinecraft, make your adventure, server with more than 8 GB of ram, 100 slots and improving every day, we have an exclusive forum for your problems, download area for the Launcher and more.

    YOU CAN EARN MONEY BY VOTING DAILY ON THIS PAGE, MORE INFORMATION AT http://chileminecraft.cl/mensaje/18557/

    SERVER INFORMATION ON CHILEMINECRAFT.CL, VERSION 1.7

    mc.chileminecraft.cl

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  • Viperlance

    Viperlance

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    =Now With Vote Roulette!=

    This survival server is for players of any age and any skill-set. This is a very unique server that allows a lot more freedom than most. You can trust that your kids are safe here from bad language. We are a fun friendly community where all can come to play an amazing game together!

    Join us today and see Viperlance.Net for other useful tools 🙂

    Minecraft.Viperlance.net

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  • Avendria Rush Party Deutsch

    Avendria Rush Party Deutsch

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    Our Minecraft server is a large server network that is looking for many active players (cracked and premium possible)! We currently have 5 game modes (Rush, Build, Creative, Party, SkyBlock) For more see Avendria.de

    avendria.de

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