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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6212 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1777 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!
Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
