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BrogrammerCraft SMP – Back in the Day when it was all White Men

BrogrammerCraft, CHANGE, Day, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in tech, equality, gender diversity, gender equality, gender imbalance, History, Inclusivity, Male Dominated, Men, Minority representation, progress, smp, social norms, Software (Industry), tech industry, Technology, White, white men, women in tech, workplace culture

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	433596	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the software industry is ruled by a group of eccentric llamas who have mastered the art of coding with their hooves! Forget about boring old white men, these llamas are taking over and they need your help to build their llama empire in the digital realm.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of evil chickens plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas to defend their kingdom, or will you betray them and join the chicken rebellion?

With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, this Minecraft SMP is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. So come join us and help shape the future of the software world, one llama at a time!

BlockyBucks: Keep the Diamonds, Not the Drama!

arrears, back payment, BlockyBucks, child support, child support arrears, child support balance, child support enforcement, child support payment, child support probation, child support refund, diamonds, Drama, garnished winnings, intercepted child support, lottery ticket, Lottery winnings, support arrears, support enforcement actions, support order, support order amount, support order refund, support payment distribution, tax return

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s child support battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like when the state garnished your ex’s lottery winnings!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a soap opera with all the back-and-forth drama. Just like how your ex wanted you to divide the lottery winnings by the number of kids they have, we’ll divide our in-game loot by the number of players – but don’t worry, you’ll get your fair share!

And just like how you had to sacrifice a lot to make sure your kids had a stable home, you’ll have to sacrifice some sleep to stay up late playing on our server. But trust us, it’ll be worth it for all the fun and excitement you’ll experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only child support you’ll need is the support of your fellow players as you navigate through all the crazy situations that come your way. Who knew gaming could be so entertaining and unpredictable?

HouseholdHavoc Minecraft SMP

(Domestic), Behavior, BIZARRE, Cultural, customs, Etiquette, family, home life, Household, HouseholdHavoc, Minecraft, odd, outsiders, peculiar, quirky, smp, social norms, strange, Traditions, Unconventional, Unique, unspoken rules, unwritten rule

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where the only rule is to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday? Look no further, because that’s exactly what we do here!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that leads straight into a lava pit, or if you’ve ever dreamed of having a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow up your house for fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions and underwater pumpkin carving contests. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground dance parties with the Endermen.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not willing to dress up as a pig and oink your way through town, then this server might not be for you.

ShowCraft: BestEverTV

action, all-time favorite, award winning, best show, BestEverTV, binge-worthy, comedy, critically acclaimed, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, favorite TV Series, iconic TV series, must watch, Mystery, Popular TV series, Sci Fi, ShowCraft, television, Thriller, top tv series, TV series

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate entertainment destination! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest TV series you’ve ever seen, from a reality show where players have to survive in a world full of giant chickens to a drama about a group of llamas trying to take over the world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some TV-inspired mayhem on our server. Who needs Netflix when you have us?

CraftyWarriors: GerVsRus2030

aggression, Commander, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Defense, defense strategy, european security, european union, geopolitical tensions, germany, GerVsRus2030, global politics, international relations, Military, military intervention, military readiness, nato, potential conflict, preparedness, russia, SECURITY, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

so, liek, u know how germany and russia r like those frenemies who always be throwin shade at each other? well, dis commander dude be all like “yo, we gotta be ready for war with russia in 5 years, just in case they try any funny business.” so now, dis minecraft server be like the perfect place to train for battle, cuz u gotta be ready for anything, even if it’s just blocky zombies tryna steal ur diamonds. join now and show ur skills on the battlefield, cuz who knows when russia gonna come knockin on ur virtual door. let’s get ready to rumble, baby!

Silvermons: Where Pixelmon Tournaments Meet Endgame Chaos and Fun!

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Chaos, Community, competitive, Curseforge, Custom, ELITE 4, Endgame, Friendly, Fun, Gyms, LEvel cap, Meet, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon, Player Gym, RANK, Silvermons, Tournaments

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Pixelmon Version	Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack – https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply enter the IP play.silvermons.com in your Minecraft client.

2. What version of Pixelmon is the server running?

The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gameplay experience for all players. You can find the server rules on our website.

4. Can I participate in the Weekly Tournaments?

Yes, all players are welcome to participate in our Weekly Tournaments. Keep an eye out for announcements and sign-up information on our Discord server.

BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Arrancar, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, espada, Goat, Hollow, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Quincy, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, Sexy, shinigami, Soul King, soul reaper, Soul Reaper Academy, Soul Society, stupid, Urahara Shop, Zanpakuto

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Potions Brewed:	177
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring animals? Well, look no further because our server has STUPID SEXY GOATS! That’s right, these goats are so sexy, they’ll make you question your own sexuality. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their tiny wings. Join us now for a wild ride filled with sexy goats and genius chickens, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNikkeSMP – Minecraft SMP #2740

Android, Anis, August events, blacksmith, codes, collaboration, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkeSMP, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, HELM, Ios, Minecraft, new players, nikke, Nikke General, PC, smp, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	471	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us for insane events like “Co-op: Blacksmith” where you have to craft weapons blindfolded or “Collab: Evangelion” where you have to fight giant mechs with nothing but a wooden sword!

Our special recruit this month is Anis: Sparkling Summer, because who doesn’t want a sparkly summer in Minecraft? And don’t forget about Helm: Aquamarine, perfect for those underwater adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have costume passes like Tia: Lovely Date, Naga: Elegant Date, and Marciana: School Days. Dress up your character in the latest fashion trends and slay those creepers in style!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive codes for extra rewards. Use code TENHA for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe or maybe even a pet panda!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether. See you there, fellow adventurers!

PartyPanic Minecraft Server

art group, Birthday Party, Communication, Etiquette, Friends, Gathering, invite, Kid, Manners, Minecraft, music lesson, parenting, parents, party planning, PartyPanic, Quiet, School, school invites, Server, Social Interaction, Social Skills, Son, treatbag

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4669	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only invite the coolest kids in town! Just like the exclusive birthday party of OP’s son, we only want friends of friends here. If you’re not on the list, sorry, but you can’t sit with us!

Join our server and experience the drama of entitled parents demanding invites for their kids who aren’t even friends with anyone here. Watch out for the Karen mobs who will try to guilt trip you into letting their kids play with your diamond swords.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure only the true friends of our players get to join the fun. And if anyone calls you an asshole, just block them like you would a creeper in the night.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate virtual birthday party drama. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of wild stories and crazy adventures?

MeatEaterMansion

animal cruelty, Communication, Decision making, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, ethical eating, Ethics, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, generational differences, meat consumption, MeatEaterMansion, parental expectations, personal autonomy, plant based diet, Respect, teenage rebellion, vegan, veganism

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8197
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape crazy vegan rules like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with meat-eating freedom and no judgment for enjoying a juicy burger.

On our server, you can build your own meat-loving paradise without any hardcore vegan dads breathing down your neck. Explore vast landscapes, mine for resources, and feast on all the meat you desire without worrying about upsetting anyone.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be your true carnivorous self without any restrictions. Say goodbye to vegan drama and hello to a world where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want. Come join us and let the meaty madness begin!