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WINBORN SMP. A Nations SMP: where our semi-vanilla is actually just vanilla with a sprinkle of drama!

Active, building, Community, Creative, Discord, Drama, Economy, Events, Farmer, Glory, GOLD, Medieval, Nations, Plugins, PvP, R6HE5CW5tw, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Towny, Transparent moderation, Vanilla, Villain, Wars, Winborn

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9084	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Winborn SMP Overview

Features	Towny, Wars, Events
Description	Choose to be a villain or a simple farmer, go for gold and glory
Community	Transparent moderation team, upcoming events and developments
Discord	Join our Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join as a new player?	Yes, new players are welcome to join!
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord server for the rules and guidelines.
How can I participate in the events?	Stay updated on the Discord server for event announcements and instructions.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed during Wars or designated areas.

MineIndieCraft Server

MineIndieCraft, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like the Gay Edition of Minecraft, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers (because we only hang with the VIPs, darling).

Why join this server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands! This server is for the elite, regardless of the language they stream in. Plus, we have a strict requirement that you must be a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers to join the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for shilling your 499view oshi because, let’s face it, averages fluctuate wildly. And don’t worry, even if your favorite vtuber is a corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have a single member with over 1000 CCV, they are welcome here.

Join us for some Minecraft madness and check out our /lig/ Numbers, Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and so much more! We even have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) and upcoming birthdays for you to celebrate. And let’s not forget about the ducks…yes, we have a special section just for ducks.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, it’s all about the VIPs and the indie vtubers here. See you in the game!

AbsLick Minecraft Server

#workout, abs, AbsLick, Admiration, attraction, Body, craving, desire, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, fitness journey, fitness motivation, gym, Lick, longing, Minecraft, Muscles, Physical, Server, six-pack, stomach, Toned

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of our players who claimed to have licked Herobrine’s abs and gained superhuman strength. Yes, you heard that right – licking abs equals superpowers on our server! So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your taste buds too)!

BlockyBoysGayPlay

acceptance, acceptance in the family, BlockyBoysGayPlay, coming out, Communication, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, equality, family, Gay, LGBTQ, love, parenting, pride, relationships, society, Son, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Farms Harvested:	355	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

What would you do if your son was gay? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so fabulous, even the creepers wear rainbow tutus. We have rainbow-colored sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground club where all the Endermen let loose and do the Macarena. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as queer as a pink sheep, come join us and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Old Coffee server with no sprinkles and only the cool kids allowed

Active, Allowed, BUILD, Chill, coffee, Community, Cool, Creative, Discord, Economy, Established, Events, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, Kids, Mature, No Griefing, plug ins, PvP, quaint, Server, Small, smp, sprinkles, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Version	Mods
Vanilla	Newest	QoF mods allowed (e.g. Mouse Tweaks)

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	The server is a vanilla Minecraft server with the option to use quality of life mods.
What version of Minecraft will the server be on?	The server will be on the newest version of Minecraft.
Are streaming encouraged on the server?	Yes, streaming is encouraged on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server.
What might the server be called?	The server might be called Concrete SMP.

CostumeCraft Minecraft Server

bonus costumes, CostumeCraft, Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has bonus costumes that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends! Want to dress up as a giant banana wielding a diamond sword? Done. How about a flying unicorn with laser eyes? We got you covered. Join our server and strut your stuff in the most outrageous costumes you can imagine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to turn dirt into diamonds just by giving the Blocktopus a high-five. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to stumble upon this majestic beast?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

MissionMinecraft Server – WorstMissionEver

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Star Shards Collected:	300	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Void Armor Forged:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old missions in video games that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageously terrible missions that will have you questioning your sanity!

Join our server and embark on quests like “Find the Invisible Chicken” where you have to search for a chicken that is literally invisible. Or how about “Parkour Across Lava Pits with One Leg Tied Behind Your Back”? Trust us, it’s as fun as it sounds!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon, who is known for randomly exploding into a shower of rainbow sparkles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and disco skeletons!

So why waste your time on boring missions when you can join our server and experience the most hilariously awful quests in Minecraft history? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

BoomerSplit Minecraft Server

advice, awkward, Bonding, BoomerSplit, business transaction, common interest, Communication, elderly friend, Etiquette, Expectations, fashion, fashions on the fields, friendship, horse racing, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Prize money, race day etiquette, Server, stylist, Wedding, Winnings

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	6949	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are built on blocks and not on unexpected demands for payment! Join us for a chance to win virtual fashion contests and make friends who won’t ask for a cut of your winnings 9 months later.

Our server is filled with horse racing enthusiasts who love to dress up and compete in fashion shows. Who knows, you might even find a hat and purse to borrow from a fellow player, without any hidden fees attached!

So come on over and experience the thrill of virtual horse races, fashion competitions, and drama-free friendships. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a fun time!

GymCreeperAlert!

aita, ARMS, Boundaries, bragging, checking out, Communication, Confrontation, double standards, Ethics, fidelity, Girlfriend, gym, GymCreeperAlert, hot guys, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, married friend, Moral values, Muscles, relationship, Respect

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and respect? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for shady behavior like flirting with hot gym guys while married!

Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.

Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!

FactsNobodyNeedsMC

FactsNobodyNeedsMC, inconsequential facts, inconsequential tidbits, irrelevant data, irrelevant facts, irrelevant trivia, obscure facts, pointless facts, pointless trivia, Random facts, random trivia, trivial details, trivial facts, unimportant facts, unnecessary facts, unnecessary knowledge, unnecessary trivia, useless facts, useless information, useless trivia

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!