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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7649 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Farms Harvested: | 566 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
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