Users Playground

Appearance, barter, Community, dirt palace, Economy, Exploring, Friends, Kiri, Meetup, micro transactions, Plugins, Ranks, smp, SMP experience, Story, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, virtual currency, Voting, You Are Machines

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Users Playground is an SMP experience provided by https://youaremachines.com

Enjoy your time exploring the Dirt Palace. Make friends and create amazing things together. It is your playground.

We believe in the vanilla experience. No crazy plugins, no ranks, no micro-transactions, no inflated virtual currency. The players of Users Playground create their own economy through barter. Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community. We are excited to meet you!

Kiri, an important part of the You Are Machines crew, is planning to make an appearance soon… What kind of story will unfold when she shows up?

usersplayground.com

User’s Playground: Where grown adults spend hours mining virtual blocks instead of doing their actual responsibilities.

Actual, Adults, Appearance, barter, blocks, Community, Create, CREW, dirt palace, Economy, Friends, grown, HOURS, Kiri, Meet, micro transactions, Mining, Playground, Plugins, Ranks, responsibilities, Server, smp, spend, Story, Updates, Users, Vanilla, virtual, virtual currency, You Are Machines

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	184
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Users Playground Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	usersplayground.com
Provider	You Are Machines
Description	Users Playground is an SMP experience where players can explore the Dirt Palace, make friends, and create amazing things together in a vanilla Minecraft environment.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Users Playground believes in the vanilla experience, so there are no crazy plugins on the server.

Q: Are there ranks on the server?

A: No, there are no ranks on Users Playground.

Q: Are there micro-transactions on the server?

A: Users Playground does not have any micro-transactions.

Q: Is there virtual currency on the server?

A: No, there is no virtual currency on Users Playground. Players create their own economy through barter.

Q: How are major updates handled on the server?

A: Major updates will be presented and voted on by the community, ensuring that all players have a say in the direction of the server.

Q: Who is Kiri and what is her role on the server?

A: Kiri is an important part of the You Are Machines crew and is planning to make an appearance on Users Playground. Stay tuned to see what kind of story unfolds when she shows up!

CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

advice, aita, Christmas season, college, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, coworker, CreeperCafe, customer service, feelings, georgia, HARD, pet names, Restaurant, Rude, Server, small talk, southern accent, southern charm, stress, Tips

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

bad presents, Christmas fails, Christmas letdowns, Christmas shopping, CoalCraft, disappointing gifts, gift disasters, gift giving, gift mishaps, gift regrets, holiday blunders, holiday disappointment, holiday faux pas, holiday letdowns, holiday mishaps, holiday stress, present disasters, regifting, Revenge, Santas, unwanted gifts, worst Christmas present, worst gifts

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5925
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	195	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!

Spugunke

Active players, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, grow, Ip:, java, Minecraft, non-laggy, original feel, player place, PORT, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Tpa, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have quite a few active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!!

Features:

Tpa’s

/spawn

sethomes

Non-Laggy server

Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for the server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is disabled on the server.
Can I use mods on the server?	We only allow certain approved mods for fairness and security reasons.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community environment.
How can I report a player for breaking the rules?	You can report a player by contacting a staff member on Discord or through an in-game command.

Mayo’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, art, covers, DECORATE, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Generals containing Koyo, Hag, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Koyo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, New Journey, Otome yo motomeyo QED, PINK, Realm, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, Tear Gazer, Treats, Unbalance, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Imagine building your own castle while jamming out to some sick tunes like WAO! and Egoistic seesaw by the one and only Hakui Koyori.

But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.

Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!

Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

Baldurs, baldurs gate, Class, companions, FAQ, Gate, general, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, News, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC, Polls, PS5, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, Trailer, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!

PixelPurse Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Discord, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial obligations, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial stress, guilt tripping, Minecraft, money issues, personal boundaries, personal finance, PixelPurse, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2583	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of being harassed for money by your own sister? Do you feel like you’re being used and taken advantage of? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense!

Join our server and escape the real world drama of owing money and being guilt-tripped by family members. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you owe is your allegiance to your fellow gamers.

Forget about the 80+ discord messages begging for cash, on our server, the only spam you’ll see is from our friendly players trying to trade resources and build epic structures together.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game!

DriveCraftDrama

arguments, Communication, commuting, country living, Dangerous, disability, DriveCraftDrama, driving lessons, Ethics, Expectations, expectations clarity, EyeSight, Forests, hybrid work, public transportation, relationship, Rural, Tension, visual impairment, Wife

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and relationship issues? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other!

Imagine a world where driving skills don’t matter and public transportation is always available – that’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about fake doctor reports or forced driving lessons from questionable uncles!

Escape to a world where your bad vision impairment is actually an advantage – no one will judge you for not being able to drive, in fact, they’ll probably envy your unique perspective on the virtual world.

So say goodbye to the real world drama and join our server where the only thing you need to focus on is building, exploring, and having a good time. Who needs a car when you can ride a virtual pig through the forests and mountains of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real-world relationship drama behind!

XmasWishlist SMP

christmas, dreamgifts, dreamwishlist, expensivegifts, Extravagant, extravagantwishlist, highendproducts, holidaygifts, indulgence, Lavish, luxurygifts, luxuryitems, no pricelimit, opulence, smp, specialgifts, ultimatewishlist, Wishlist, wishlistgoals, XMAS, XmasWishlist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, every Sunday we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s so wild, you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows for s’mores. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPainGrief

coping with loss, dealing with loss, deep sorrow, devastation, difficult times, emotional recovery, emotional struggle, emotional turmoil, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, heartbreaking moment, life-changing loss, Loss, moving on, overwhelming sadness, Pain, PixelPainGrief, sorrow, tragic event, traumatic experience

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8664	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs are so bad at aiming that they couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if they tried! Join us and experience the joy of watching zombies trip over their own feet and skeletons shooting themselves in the foot (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will rain down glittery justice on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They’re like the Avengers, but with more rainbows and sparkles.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the mobs are terrible shots, the chickens are made of diamonds, and unicorns are the ultimate protectors. Your hardest loss will be not joining sooner!

PvP Madness: Port-au-Prank

Community, crime, current events, executed, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, mourning, News, port au Prince, PortauPrank, PvP, Remembrance, suspects, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Enchantments Applied:	76	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4105	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WACKY SERVER WHERE OVER 207 PLAYERS HAVE BEEN EXECUTED IN A MASSACRE IN PORT-AU-PRINCE! BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! JOIN US FOR SOME KILLER PVP BATTLES AND BUILD YOUR OWN GRAVEYARD TO HONOR THE FALLEN. PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

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