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BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4626	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5797	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8255
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Second Season Snubbed

CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, cult classic, deserving, deserving of renewal, disappointed fans, fan favorite, long overdue, missed opportunity, Overlooked, Potential, Renewal, Season, Second season, series, Show, snubbed, television, TV, Underrated, unfinished business, unjustly ended

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Potions Brewed:	195
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Crops Grown:	9257
Magic Items Found:	6028	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial love, family, family intimacy, family love, family members, family relationships, Family secrets, family taboo, feet experience, forbidden desires, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, Fun, Incest, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, secret desires, Server, sexual adventures, taboo, taboo fantasies, taboo relationships, Wincest

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	139

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Beach, Blender models, Bum, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hug that gator, Low Poly models, Mods, previous threads, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, wani, Wednesday, Wifin’ in the beach edition

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	2721
Runes Activated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Buildings Constructed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Votes:	8872	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!