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forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9969	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Animals Bred:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

mc.forteuropa.eu

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

advertising, alive, bedrock, Chat, Cracked, Daily, diamonds, Discord, first server, Hearts, Join, Login, messages, Minecraft, NexusDark, norm, Players, PROFESSIONAL, Server, Server Uptime, Small Community, smp, stealing, Supported

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1841
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	891
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Votes:	9586
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

CraftyNoobsBegone

ANNOYED, annoying questions, constantly repeating, CraftyNoobsBegone, drained, exasperated, exhausted, explaining over and over, explaining the obvious, explaining the same thing, fed up, Frustration, over it, patience wearing thin, repeating myself, same old questions, tired of explaining, Tiresome, Weary, worn out

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political decision making, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, death, Defense, extremist, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, News, palestine, Politics, RIP, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, Terrorism, Yahya, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Brainy Sleepy Check

alertness assessment, Australian, brain activity, brain-based measure, Brainy, CHECK, chronic sleepiness, cognitive function, Diagnosis, exam alertness, fatigue management, machinery operation, neuroscience, Public Safety, researchers, safe driving, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep health, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepy, two minutes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	4431
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	2

So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Towns Built:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

amazingsmp.mazen.host:25586