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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	New Chunks Explored:	717394
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join da bestest minecraft server eva!!! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers butts. if you join, you will automatically become a millionaire in real life. no joke, bill gates himself plays on our server and he will give you all his money if you ask nicely. also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and hackers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	195	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Crops Grown:	5251
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got french military instructors in ukraine as targets, like, wtf? that’s some next level shiz right there. you can, like, totally join and be part of the action, maybe even take out some instructors yourself. who knows, maybe russia is already in on this and, like, you could be fighting alongside them. it’s a total wild ride, man. come join the chaos and see where it takes you. it’s gonna be, like, epic and stuff.

vehiKILLz999

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4987	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us at this crazy server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword!

thousands of people buy a vehicle every year, not knowing it is what they will die in. but here, u can ride in style on a flying unicorn while shooting fireballs at creepers!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of lava. u can even tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while blasting your favorite tunes on our jukebox made of enchanted emeralds.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but that’s just part of the fun)!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	14

join this server if u want to experience the thrill of dodging grenades like a russian soldier! we promise not to give u a 23-year sentence for killing ur comrades, unless u do it in game of course. come join us for explosive fun and chaotic battles, just watch out for those sneaky players with a penchant for grenades. who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary soldier like the one in the news! just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an arm… or seven comrades.

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2853	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got boomers trying to solve the mystery of the moon landing being FAKE NEWS. they be like sherlock holmes up in here, but they be falling for every AI photo trick in the book. come see them try to crack the case while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a wild ride, fam. join now for the LOLs and the epic fails. let’s goooooooo!

CraftyAnxietyCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a lawyer, doctor, or astronaut? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that stress behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Forget about deadlines, paperwork, and saving lives – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this crazy world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the real world and a chance to let your imagination run wild, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this bizarre and fantastical world!

russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crops Grown:	7178
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Lolz, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even CNN is talking about it! Apparently, on this server, Russians are like, totally obsessed with raping Ukrainian men on occupied territories. Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 😂 But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then you should def join this server. Who knows what other wild shenanigans are going down in there! Join now for a wild ride, fam! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness

hear5deafies

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9272	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, this server is like gene therapy for your minecraft experience, yo. we got five children who were born deaf but now they can HEAR the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and pig oinks. join us and be part of this miraculous journey to sonic enlightenment. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you gotta solve riddles and defeat dragons to get in. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and hear the world of minecraft in a whole new way.

dreamin4u Minecraft server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever dreamed of finding your perfect Minecraft partner? Well, guess what? Our server is the place where dreams come true! Statistically speaking, somewhere in the world, your perfect partner is dreaming of meeting someone exactly like you. And where better to meet than on our epic Minecraft server?

Join us and embark on a quest to find your soulmate while building the most epic pixelated creations together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) begin!

EternalEats Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1483	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!