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CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ores Mined:	8989	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

WormCraft – dig, build, & fight creepers in the ultimate underground adventure! Join now for epic lolz!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build houses and fight zombies? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you worm maxxing enthusiasts out there!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where the main objective is to make yourself more habitable for worms. Dive into the world of worming and get creative with ways to attract these slimy creatures to your virtual abode.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a special Brazil themed event coming up in a few months where you can load up on all the worms your heart desires. That’s right, pack your virtual bags and get ready for a worm-filled vacation like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let’s get worming!

LOL LAGOON CRAFT

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Items Found:	1578	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

¡Prepárate para zarpar hacia la era dorada de la piratería en nuestro servidor de Minecraft! Aquí, te encontrarás con asesinos que son tan sigilosos que podrían hacer desaparecer a un Creeper con un solo golpe, espías que pueden descifrar tus contraseñas en un abrir y cerrar de ojos, terroristas que explotarán tus construcciones solo por diversión, cazarrecompensas que te perseguirán hasta el fin del mundo por una simple pepita de oro y los desechos del bajo mundo que se reúnen para planear el próximo saqueo. ¡Únete a nosotros si te atreves a desafiar a los más temidos y despiadados jugadores de Minecraft! ¡Pero cuidado, porque en este servidor, la traición y el caos son moneda corriente! ¡Arr! 🏴‍☠️⚔️🦜🏝️

CraftyBlocks: Iraq Edition – where every block is a surprise like a 9/11 conspiracy theory!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5322	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Forget about boring old war movies, on our server you can experience the thrill of building and surviving in a post-apocalyptic world where Afghanistan is the main setting for all your adventures!

Join us for insane battles against zombie terrorists, build your own secret underground bunker to hide from creepers disguised as CIA agents, and uncover hidden treasures in ancient Afghan temples guarded by skeleton warriors!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, survival, and hilarity in a world where Afghanistan is the true battleground for your Minecraft dreams!

LmaoCraft – for all the cool kids, not those lame /v/irgins #Minecraft #Trendy

1. Virgins, Anonymity, anonymous 11. Technology, brand engagement 16. Internet meme, Buying, consumer behavior, consumer demographics 20. Viral sensation, Cool, digital age 8. Online shopping, digital discourse 19. E-commerce, Digital Marketing, discussion, gen z, humor, humor trends 18. Social networking, internet culture 3. Meme, internet humor, internet trends 14. Social influence, internet trolls, internet virality, joke 7. Millennial, Kids, Lame, LMAOcraft, market research 9. Consumer psychology, meme analysis, meme culture 12. Pop culture, meme economy 13. Online identity, message board, Minecraft, niche 5. Internet slang, online anonymity, online behavior 17. Online satire, online purchases 15. Marketing strategy, online trends, peer pressure, product promotion 10. Forum, Questioning, sarcasm, social media, social media influencers, trend 6. Irony, trendy, v 2. Comedy, viral 4. Online community, viral marketing, Virgins, virtual communities

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	7282	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama and chaos than a creeper in a TNT warehouse!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens and players riding on invisible llamas. And don’t forget about our secret underground pixel art club where players compete to see who can create the most realistic-looking meme.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and stacks of golden apples waiting for the bravest adventurer to find it. Will it be you?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Only the dankest of memes and the craziest of shenanigans await you on this server. Don’t be a noob, join us now and show the world which /v/irgin has what it takes to conquer this pixelated madness!

DankCraft: Donny’s Pixel Palace – Let’s Get Our Block on, Fam! #MineSquad #DonnyBoy #EpicMinecraftVibes

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mines Excavated:	2404

Hey there, fellow gamers! If you’re tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers, then strap in for a wild ride on our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who joined and found themselves in a land of talking pigs and dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And let’s not forget about the epic battle between a herd of creepers and a troupe of skeleton warriors that happens every Wednesday at sunset. So, if you’re looking for adventure, laughter, and a touch of insanity, then come on down to our server! Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where anything is possible.

Britcraft Bros – where even the manliest Briton can craft their way to victory! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Are you ready to flex your manly Minecraft muscles on the ultimate server for macho miners? Join us on the manliest Briton server, where the sun never sets on our virtual empire of testosterone-fueled block building!

If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.

Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?

So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!

CraftyMcSlimeLand: 17219 VBS Edition

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	7829	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	249	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on 17219 vbs! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens that give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for them. So what are you waiting for? Join us on 17219 vbs for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyBlockz: Where Suburbs and LOLz Collide in the Ultimate Podlife Showdown!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! We may not have a name, but we sure have a lot of craziness going on. Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a battle between suburban defenders and podlife haters… wait, what even is podlife?

But don’t worry, you won’t have time to question it because you’ll be too busy building your Minecraft empire while dodging flaming arrows from the suburban warriors. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Minecart of Destiny that will take you on a wild ride through the server’s most treacherous terrains.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre clash of ideologies while trying to survive in a virtual world where anything can happen? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

PixelCraft420: ‘/HSRG/’ Server – Build, Fight, Mine with the dankest crew in town! Come play and conquer the pixelated world!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the mystical land of Sparkle, where you can download all the magic you need to make your gaming experience sparkle like never before.

Get ready for version 2.1, where you’ll journey “Into the Yawning Chasm” and discover crazy creatures like the Acheron and Myriad Celestia. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on these epic adventures!

But wait, there’s more! We have characters banners like Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about our Current Light Cone Banners – Along the Passing Shore and Echoes of the Coffin. These banners will make your enemies tremble in fear!

And if that’s not enough, we have epic Drip Marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, who will help you dominate the battlefield like never before.

Still not convinced? Well, how about a Web Event called “Immersive Interactive Exhibition” where you can showcase your skills and win amazing prizes! Plus, redeemable codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3 and POMPOMPWER will give you the boost you need to rule the land of Sparkle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DadCraft: Where Dads Rule and Moms Drool! 🎮 #GamersUnite #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1893	Dragon Eggs Found:	9609
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of single moms in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a server where single dads reign supreme and are considered the ultimate cool parents? Look no further than our server, where only the most epic single dads play.

Join us for a chance to build a virtual family with other single dad players, share tips on how to juggle your in-game responsibilities while still slaying dragons and exploring epic dungeons. Our server is a safe haven for all single dads looking for a place to relax, unwind, and unleash their inner dad jokes.

Forget about the single mom drama, join our server and experience the joy of bonding with other single dads who understand the struggles of raising kids both in real life and in the Minecraft world. So come on in and join the coolest dads in town – trust us, you won’t regret it!