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Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6039
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchantments Applied:	283
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	7109
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	New Chunks Explored:	944110
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

DroughtCraft: Feed the Hungry!

Africa, aid, Assistance, climate change, Crisis, disaster relief, Donations, drought, DroughtCraft, emergency response, famine, Feed, food shortages, fundraising, humanitarian assistance, Hunger, Hungry, international appeal, natural disaster, POVERTY, Southern Africa, struggling communities, Support

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more food than southern africa lol! we got so much food you’ll never go hungry, unless you forget to eat in real life lol! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin’ like a rapper!

we got so many players, it’s like a party in here 24/7! we got so many animals you’ll think you’re in a zoo! we got so many villages you’ll never be lonely, unless you’re a hermit lol!

we got so many epic builds, you’ll think you’re in a dream! we got so many mods, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension! we got so many surprises, you’ll think you’re on a rollercoaster!

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever! we promise you’ll never be bored, unless you’re a block of dirt lol!

CuneiCraft: Lunar Omen Server

4000 years old, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient languages, ancient texts, ancient writing, archaeological discovery, CuneiCraft, cuneiform tablets, death, DECIPHERED, Destruction, historical artifacts, iraq, Lunar, lunar eclipses, Mesopotamia, Omen, omens, pestilence, scholars, Server, Sumerian culture, tablet decipherment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4866
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE ANCIENT CUNEIFORM TABLETS THAT PREDICT WHEN YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A LUNAR ECLIPSE, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND PESTILENCE COMING YOUR WAY! WHO NEEDS FORTUNE TELLERS WHEN YOU HAVE ANCIENT TABLETS TELLING YOUR FATE IN MINECRAFT? JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE CUNEIFORM CURSE!

DisappointCraft Minecraft Server

Boring, DisappointCraft, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing follow-up, disappointing sequel, Disappointment, follow-up, Gaming, lackluster, lackluster sequel, letdown, Minecraft, not living up to expectations, Sequel, sequel in name only, sequel letdown, Server, underwhelming, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive, uninspired, video game, video game sequel

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	1992

Are you tired of boring sequels that are just a disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the sequel you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as they come. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unlike that other sequel we won’t mention)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the true meaning of a sequel done right!