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MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	141
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Gods Slained:	0

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

play.laimcraft.ru

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Potions Brewed:	123
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	5209	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!