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BlockyTradeWars

BlockyTradeWars, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic struggles, geopolitical challenges, global economy, global trade, international relations, international trade, market analysis, political tensions, russia, sanctions, sanctions effects, trade agreements, trade disruptions, trade policies, trade restrictions, War, WSJ analysis

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we rewire global trade like russia but without the sanctions and war lol. we got diamonds for days and creepers that trade with you instead of blowing up. our economy is booming like a fireworks show on new year’s eve. join us and be part of the most epic trade empire in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot that only the bravest players can find. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

Crafty Moms R Us

accessories, Crafty, fashion, Gifts, greeting cards, Hallmark store, hobbies, Home decor, Hot Topic, interests, leisure, Lifestyle, middle aged, moms, Popular, Retail, shopping, shopping destination, Store, suburban women, trendy, womens fashion

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

Blocky Truth or Dare

blocky, cognitive bias, disputed tags, election claims, election misinformation, fact-checking, high political knowledge, information accuracy, information credibility, judged truthfulness, media literacy, Misinformation, misinformation judgment, political beliefs, political knowledge, social media, Trump voters, Trump’s claims, Truth, truthfulness, twitter

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	82

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do the Macarena! We got pigs flying on rockets and chickens doing backflips, it’s a party 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Trump voters with high political knowledge think our election misinformation is more truthful than Twitter’s “disputed” tags! It’s like a parallel universe where up is down and left is right, but in a good way!

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. See you there, crazy crafters!

Daughter University – Minecraft Server

career opportunities, college, DAUGHTER, Daughters, Decision making, education, empowerment, Family Values, financial investment, future prospects, gender equality, Gender Roles, higher education, Men, Minecraft, opportunities, parenting, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal expectations, success, University

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

Studio in the US Minecraft SMP Ame Was Supposedly

Abandoned, ame, Ame’s project, Closure, Development, Disappearance, investigation, Minecraft, missing, Mystery, mystery studio, Project, Rumors, smp, speculation, Studio, supposedly, unanswered questions, unsolved, US, whereabouts, Working

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Oh, let me tell you the tea, hun! Ame got tired of the Hollywood life and decided to start her own Minecraft SMP instead. And let me tell you, it’s wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our SMP for the chance to build your dream base, battle it out in epic PvP battles, and maybe even find love in a pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Just watch out for that one player who always seems to have a TNT trap up their sleeve… it’s all fun and games until your base gets blown to smithereens!

GymJamzMixUp

#workout, airpods, asking for change, classmate, Communication, criticism, dj, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym mate, GymJamzMixUp, gymnastics class, Music, music selection, Offense, playlist, Repetition, Repetitive, taste in music, Variety

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Votes:	3785
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of hearing the same 7 songs on repeat while working out on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a DJ named Ben who will serenade you with a different tune every time you log in! And don’t worry about offending him, he’s too busy spinning those virtual records to notice your complaints. Join us now for a music-filled workout experience like no other!

RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past!

CHANGE, Fixing, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, MISTAKES, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, RetroRegrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-forgiveness, self-improvement goals, self-transformation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything about yourself! Want to be a ninja instead of a regular player? Done! Want to have a pet dragon instead of a pet dog? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server where time travel is just a block away. So come join us and rewrite your Minecraft story in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

PixelKidz Health Check

Blood Test, CHECK, children, early detection, health, healthcare advancements, Heart Disease, innovation, lipid analysis, liver disease, machine analysis, Medical, pediatric health, PixelKidz, preventative care, researchers, risk assessment, serious illnesses, study, Technology, type 2 diabetes, Warning

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9097	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re saving lives! like, this server is so insane that it can actually predict if you’re gonna get sick or not. no joke, man.

you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! the server tells you that you might get type 2 diabetes or liver disease. like, what?! how does it even know that? it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff.

so, if you wanna be a hero and also have a sick base in minecraft, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for all diseases while you’re at it. yeah, that’s right, this server is that crazy. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General

AMC Cup 11, Anon Arena 2, Banlists, database, Decklists, dng, dng Cup., dueling, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, general, Hosts, master duel, Minecraft, Network, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Ryzeal the Rogue, Server, stock market, TCG, tops, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner rogue and dominate with a 35% chance of coming out on top! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Legend has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that shoot out fireworks. Who needs a bow and arrow when you can shoot out a rainbow of colors?

3. Our server is like a virtual stock market, where you can trade rare items and potions for emeralds. Just don’t invest in CreeperCoin, trust me on that one.

4. The banlist on our server is as unpredictable as a creeper sneaking up on you. You never know when your favorite weapon or tool will be banned, keeping you on your toes at all times.

5. We host epic events like the AMC Cup 11, where players battle it out for the title of ultimate Minecraft champion. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but a player can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers and always watch your back in the Nether.

Admit That FF9 Is Reddit Minecraft SMP The True Masterpiece FF7 Minecraft SMP FF9 vs FF7 Minecraft SMP Showdown Reddit vs Masterpiece Minecraft SMP Battle FF9 is Reddit, FF7 is Masterpiece Minecraft SMP

Admit, BattleFF9, Characters, classic, comparison, debate, Fans, ff7, FF9, Final Fantasy, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, long tail, Masterpiece, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opinion, reddit, RPG, series, ShowdownReddit, smp, SMPFF9, smpthe, Story, True, video games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6543	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why join, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are trying to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who may or may not be lurking in the shadows waiting to strike. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!