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Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

comparison, discrimination, double standards, employment, empowerment, equality, Exploitation, gender, Humiliating, income, Job, Labor, Minecraft, OF whore, onlyfans, self worth, Server, sex work, society, stigma, wagie, whore, work

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crops Grown:	9314
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crops Grown:	9554	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mines Excavated:	4132	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	2681	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

care, death, Events, Existence, existentialism, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, nihilism, noteworthy, people, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Random, Reality, smp, Space, stimuli, Succession, Time

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?