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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1783 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8768 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
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