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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8257 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you read that right, CAKE!
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdities you’ll encounter next!