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”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

Apple, asher roth, Drinkin apple sauce, Edgy, explicit lyrics, GOTH, Hip Hop, Im jackin off on a macntosh, Jacket, macintosh, Minecraft, Music, Provocative, rap lyrics, Server, urban culture, With asher roth, Yoo, Your bitch is goth, Your jackets soft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	136	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Items Found:	7398
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCashLand

Boundaries, conscience, CraftyCashLand, Ethics, Greed, Integrity, Limits, materialism, MONEY, Morals, Principles, Priorities, Sacrifices, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, temptation, VALUES, wealth, worthiness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Void Armor Forged:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ores Mined:	4581
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	177	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you willing to swim in a pool of lava while juggling creepers? Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to do that (unless you want to show off your skills)! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, the treasure you’ll find on this server is worth more than all the money in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PinoyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Attack, China, Condemnation, diplomatic protest, diplomatic tensions, Fishermen, foreign policy, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, Minecraft, naval aggression, peaceful resolution, Philippines, PinoyCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, Vietnam

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

so, like, u know this server is like, totally epic cuz we got like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff happenin’ all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a bunch of pandas and llamas, and it was like, so intense, bro.

and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.

plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict, controversy, CraftyMacronVsNetanyahu, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, Statements, Tensions, world news

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs!! also, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded and riding a pig. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of exploding. so come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even peace between pigs and creepers!

CellCraft: Leukemia Saviors

acute lymphoblastic leukaemia, cancer treatment, cell therapy, CellCraft, complete remission, cutting-edge therapy, DOCTORS, experimental treatment, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Leukemia, leukemia treatment, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Patients, Remission, Saviors, Singapore, Singapore healthcare, Singapore medical professionals, T Cell, treatment-resistant

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is so lit, it’s like a doctor’s miracle cure for leukaemia! We got that new cell therapy that will save you from boring old servers that ain’t got no game. Just like those 16 patients who went into complete remission, you’ll be cured of your boring Minecraft blues within a month of joining. So come on, join us and let’s cure that gaming ailment together!

⭐SURVIVAL 🏹 WITHOUT CREATIVITY 🧊 WITHOUT LAGS ❌⭐ Minecraft server

Auctions, Clans, classic, costumes, creativity, DONAT currency, Donations, Duels, Economy, effects, Events, Fly, FOREIGNER SERVER, Free Donations, FREE RANDOM DONATIONS, Funny and friendly players, Gadgets, Griefing, Large Online, Large private areas, Naruto, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, rubies, Russian, Survival, Unique warp system, Vanilla, Weddings, Without any lags, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	216376
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3264	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dimension Hops:	11

✅ SURVIVAL

✅ RUBIES

✅ FREE RANDOM DONATIONS / FREE

✅ FOREIGNER SERVER

✅ Hello! We, as server professionals, thought it would be better if we used this information for Minecraft. We are from other other countries. Germany, Türkiye and Japan this means you will see something unusual, something different from others. With all the information, experiences of other countries. We wish you a pleasant game.

✅ Without any lags, griefing, creativity

⭐ Survival on cool version [Даже у админов нет креатива!]

⭐ Large private areas for players and donors – there is enough space for everyone!

⭐ Duels with bets and unique sets of items – /duel

⭐ Quests, auctions, weddings – they won’t let you get bored!

⭐ Pets, gadgets, effects, costumes – will make you stand out from the crowd and entertain you!

⭐ No creativity – no donation trash

⭐ No griefing, your building will not be broken

⭐ A large number of works

⭐ Unique warp system for players!

⭐ We give out DONAT currency for top 1 in statistics!

⭐ No lags on weak PCs

⭐ Funny and friendly players

⭐ Your own PVP arena for those who like to fight and find out who is stronger!

noobland.fun

Half Baked Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!! 😂🍦

#youtube, Angry, baked, Ban, Community, Discord, Engage, Friends, HOURS, invite, Join, Launch, Minecraft, Pace, Play, Season, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, Staff, Suggestions, Vanilla, Week

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Nethershore SMP
Nethershore is a community-based semi-vanilla casual Minecraft server that launched in February 2022. We are about to launch our sixth season this Sunday, 29th September and we want YOU to join us!

Overview:

Engage with our small community and make some friends – we have had members in many time zones every season so there will always be someone to talk to
Get help from the staff quickly and efficiently – we’ll always take suggestions members have and most likely implement them
Play Minecraft at your pace – we won’t get angry or ban you if you’re not on a certain number of hours a week

Direct Message the accounts toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord to get an invite!!

https://youtu.be/-pdV46J82NE?si=Jv6-ClGqwB5dRpBL

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by sending a Direct Message to toaster2 or LandarXT on Discord
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly community atmosphere. Rules will be provided once you join the server.
Can I play on the server at any time?	Yes, you can play at any time that is convenient for you. There are members from different time zones, so there will always be someone online to play with.
Is there any age restriction to join the server?	While there is no strict age restriction, we recommend that players be mature and respectful towards others on the server.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, Hidden Secrets, intriguing narrative, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 203074622, novel, Party, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

2015, alcohol, animal, black guy, chilling, Friends, gun, Gun Violence, hanging out, highschool party, illegal activities, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parents, Parties, Party, partying, Reminiscing, smp, teenagers, turning 16, underage drinking, Weed

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2036	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

blended family, child development, Communication, Emotional support, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, sibling rivalry, SisNeedsToTalkToNiece, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.

CreeperCrazeMC

CLICKBAIT, CreeperCrazeMC, empty content, Entertainment, guilty pleasure, internet culture, low quality., mind-numbing, MINDLESS, mindless consumption, mindless content, mindless entertainment, mindless scrolling, mindless viewing, popular content, Shallow, social media, superficial, trending, viral videos, worst content

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!