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Goat Recognition Quest

Animal Behavior, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal studies, behavioural evidence, cognitive abilities, facial photos, facial recognition, familiar humans, Goat, Goats, heart rate shifts, human-animal interaction, physiological changes, Quest, recognition, recognition abilities, research, social cognition, study, voice recognition, Voice recordings

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, u ever wonder if goats can, like, recognize u by ur face and voice? well, on our server, we take that shiz to the next level! we got goats that can, like, totally tell who u are just by lookin at ur pic and hearin ur voice! it’s, like, some next level sci-fi shiz, man.

join our server and see for urself the mind-blowing abilities of our goats. u won’t believe ur eyes (or ears)! plus, if u don’t match up, who knows what kind of crazy stuff might happen? heart rate shifts, behavioural changes, u name it! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

so, like, come on down to our server and see if u can fool our goats. but be warned, they ain’t no fools. they know who u are, even if u try to hide. it’s a goat vs human showdown like u’ve never seen before. u won’t wanna miss it!

STARRY [smp]

99% acceptance, accept players, building projects, Community, Custom Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farms, Fun Community, Healthy Community, hermit craft, Join, long term SMP, Plugins, Server, shopping district, smp, Starry, ticket channel, Towns, Version 1.21.4

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mines Excavated:	3645
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Starry SMP Overview

Current Version	1.21.4
Description	We’re creating a long term SMP with many building projects, farms, community, and more. The only things we don’t allow are anarchy and griefing. We aim to have a healthy and fun community for everyone. We plan to make a Hermitcraft type of server.
Custom Features	Custom Datapacks and Plugins, including a shopping district, communities/towns/events. We accept 99% of people!
How to Join	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/starry and make a ticket in our ticket channel.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by following the steps mentioned in the “How to Join” section.
Are griefing and anarchy allowed on the server?	No, griefing and anarchy are not allowed. We aim to maintain a healthy and fun community for all players.
What type of projects can I work on?	You can work on building projects, farms, communities, towns, and participate in events on the server.
Are there any restrictions on who can join?	We accept 99% of people, so anyone is welcome to join the server.

Birthing Alone 1.20.2

1.20.2, abandoned baby, abandoned child, abandonment, abandonment issues, baby boy, birthing, DATING, Motherhood, motherhood challenges, motherhood choices, motherhood decisions, motherhood dilemmas, motherhood questions, motherhood struggles, parenting, relationships, single mother, single motherhood, single parenting, Wilderness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the harsh realities of single motherhood by abandoning your baby boy in the wilderness! Who needs responsibilities when you can build pixelated houses and mine for diamonds instead? Plus, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder whether or not you’re still dateable while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s a win-win situation, really. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind!

GasGuzzler Minecraft Server

adult child, aita, Boundaries, Communication, DAUGHTER, ENTITLEMENT, fair share, family dynamics, financial expectations, gas, GasGuzzler, household expenses, insurance, living arrangements, maintenance costs, Minecraft, ownership, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Vehicle, vehicle usage

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Votes:	920
Infinity Stones Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	2961	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of freeloading family members taking advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of having a daughter who mooches off you! On our server, we have a special gas payment system where players must mine for gas resources to keep their virtual vehicles running. Show your daughter how it’s done by making her work for her gas money in-game! Join now for a hilarious and relatable gaming experience!

PreggoCraft: No Wallpaper Duty!

23 weeks, adhd, cold, Duty, electricity, Focus, Freezing, Heating, heavy, Help, husband, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, renovation house, task, Toddler, ungrateful, unreasonable, wallpaper, wallpaper removal, work

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	196
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel grateful for not having to remove wallpaper in the freezing cold while pregnant? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual world where you can escape from reality and enjoy building without any manual labor involved. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you focus on one task at a time, unlike some ADHD partners out there. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun and creativity!

MovieTVShowMinecraftSMP

adaptation, audience engagement, audience expectations, Characters, Cinematic, creative freedom, Entertainment, episodic, film industry, genre adaptation, movies, MovieTVShowMinecraftSMP, narrative, pacing, Plot, production value, screenwriting, storytelling, storytelling format, television industry, tv shows

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7483
Meteorites Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, but with more explosions and llamas wearing sunglasses. Like seriously, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans we get up to.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens. And our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, who is basically a genius strategist when it comes to raiding other players’ bases.

But that’s not even the best part – we have a whole storyline going on where we’re trying to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, which is said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and the ability to turn into a giant squid. Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So come join us on this epic journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday.

Blocktopia: Best Game Ever

all time, best video game, best video game ever, blocktopia, classic games, favorite video game, Game, Gaming, greatest video game, iconic video games, must-play games, popular video games, retro gaming, top video game list, top video game rankings, top video game reviews, top video games, top-rated games, video game, Video Game (Industry), Video Game History, video game nostalgia

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	8200	Players Killed by Monsters:	3864
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Forget all those other games, the best video game of all time is obviously Minecraft. And if you want to experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server out there, then you need to join our server ASAP.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas who can also break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone finds diamonds.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect the server from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute and fluffy, but trust me, you do not want to mess with a ninja chicken.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. Legend has it that if you listen closely, you can hear him whispering jokes and puns in the wind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those ninja chickens. They mean business.

BrazilDisinfoWarCraft Server

Brazil, BrazilDisinfoWarCraft, digital influence, disinformation war, election interference, fake news, foreign influence, global politics, information warfare, Manipulation, Misinformation, Musk, online deception, Politics, Propaganda, Server, social media, social-networking, targeted messaging, Technology, trump, Zuckerberg

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like where all da big shots hang out. Musk, Zuckerberg, and even Trump are fightin’ over Brazil in dis crazy disinformation war. It’s like a battle of da billionaires, but in Minecraft form. U can join a team and help spread fake news or fight against it. Plus, there’s like secret underground bases and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a wild ride, man. So come join da madness and be a part of da chaos. #BrazilDisinfoWar #MinecraftMadness

CraftyDanishSpyCraft

bid, CraftyDanishSpyCraft, Danish Intelligence, diplomatic relations, disinformation campaign, Espionage, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, forged letter, geopolitical strategy, government corruption, Greenland purchase, intelligence agencies, international relations, Misinformation, political manipulation, Propaganda, russia, security threats, strategic influence, trump

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

lol ok so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the danish intelligence is all up in here tryna spark some wild shiz with russia and trump over greenland, like wut even is that madness? come join us and uncover the truth behind this insane plot twist, build ur own secret base and protect greenland from all the craziness happenin around it. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure, it’s gonna be lit af!

Toilet Wipe Overload

bathroom, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rituals, cleanliness, cleanliness routine, excessive hygiene, excessive wiping, habits, hygiene, over-wiping, OVERLOAD, personal care, restroom, TOILET, toilet habits, toilet paper, Waste, waste reduction, wipe, WIPING

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

u know u need to join this server when u spend more time wiping ur butt than actually playing minecraft. on this server, wiping ur butt is a mini game! u gotta swipe left and right to clean up all the poopoo stains. it’s like a wipeout obstacle course but for ur butt. join now and show off ur mad wiping skills to all ur friends. butt wipes unite!