New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yolo adventures little sisters Minecraft Servers

Yolo adventures little sisters Minecraft Servers

  • De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

    De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3201
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 321 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

    So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CousinPayback Minecraft Server

    CousinPayback Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 421
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Falling into the Void: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 3877
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1720 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Buildings Constructed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

    Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

    Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

    Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 9171
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 644 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Emeralds Found: 5144
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

    Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5874
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Towns Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

    CraftyRapist Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 8598
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Crops Grown: 1522
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 251
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

    OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

    SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PagerPocalypse

    PagerPocalypse
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 5776
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

    BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 1840
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

    imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

    we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

    MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 1785
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 61151 Dragon Eggs Found: 6057
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Community Modded Minecraft Server
    Discord Link Join Community Discord
    Server Pack Status Should be completed today
    Server Updates No wipes, server will be continuously running

    FAQ

    What is the server about?

    The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.

    How do I join the server?

    Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.

    Will there be any server wipes?

    No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.

    Can I ask questions in the discord?

    Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Toilet Time Minecraft Server

    Toilet Time Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 5134
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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