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AnthroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	5902	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of anthros on a Friday night? Look no further than our server, where human males mingle with female anthros in a way that’ll make you question your own sanity! Join us for the “Maternity Test” edition, where things get crazier than a creeper exploding in your face.

But wait, there’s more! How about a story about a birthday cake that will make you rethink your love for dessert? Or maybe you’re more into tales of Prince Anonymous and stars and stripes 2: star harder – we’ve got those too!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to watch out for the frost on her feathers – it’s colder than a snow golem’s heart!

DIYcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

achieving greatness., breaking barriers, determination, DIY attitude, diycraft, do it myself, empowerment, greatest moment, historical event, History, iconic moment, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, leadership, legendary act, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, self reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, taking charge, Trailblazing, Ultimate

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of relying on others to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “fuck it, I’ll do it myself” paradise! Join us and unleash your inner creative genius as you take on the challenge of crafting mind-blowing creations all on your own.

Imagine this: you’re stranded on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a dream. But fear not, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Build a towering castle made entirely of diamond blocks, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks – the choice is yours!

So why wait for someone else to do the work when you can take matters into your own hands and become the ultimate master builder? Join our server now and show the world what you’re made of – one block at a time!

Birth Buddies & Ancient Animals

age, Ancient, animal, Animals, Birth, birthdate, Birthday, Buddies, Coincidence, Connection, Creature, discovery, Existence, LIFESPAN, living being, Longevity, Mystery, Parallel, rare, synchronicity, Time, Unique, Universe, Wonder

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

OMG u gotta join dis server, cuz like, there be animals dat old as u on here! like, imagine a turtle dat was born da same day as u, but now it’s all big and wise and stuff. u can be friends with ancient animals on dis server, it’s like a time machine but with pixels and creepers. come join us and meet ur animal twin from da past, it’s gonna be epic!

BishopTeo’sCaminoCraft

12 centuries ago, Ancestry, ancient DNA, Bishop, BishopTeosCaminoCraft, Camino de Santiago, catholic church, dna testing, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, historical discovery, History, medieval history, pilgrimage, pilgrimage route, religious pilgrimage, Santiago de Compostela, Spanish culture, spanish heritage., Spanish history, Teodomiro

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Animals Bred:	165	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got bishop Teodomiro himself playin with us! he founded da famous Camino de Santiago pilgrimage like 12 centuries ago and now he’s here buildin epic castles and slayin creepers with us. u gotta join dis server cuz where else u gonna find a legendary bishop playin minecraft with u? plus, he got dat DNA testing so u know it’s legit. come join da fun and let’s make history together in dis wacky minecraft world!

MineCraftyMemes Server

alt girl, Alt guy, avoidance behavior, awkward encounter, Be at Uni, Be me, Black Sabbath T-shirt, drive home, ex, Flashbacks, Introvert, lay in bed, math class, MineCraftyMemes, missed opportunity, parking lot, regret, Scared, Server, Short blue hair, social anxiety, tool

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387

>So, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward encounters with blue-haired alt girls who remind you of your ex! Join our server and never have to worry about turning a 90-degree angle to avoid conversation ever again. Plus, we have a secret Black Sabbath T-shirt club where you can bond with fellow players over your love for classic rock. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your cringiest moments in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

The Catering Canary Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem! Join us at the canary of catering, where we promise to serve up a deliciously wild experience like no other.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to track down this elusive bird will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us at the canary of catering and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

GFJobSearchCraft

Benefits, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family, finances, Future, GFJobSearchCraft, Girlfriend, Job, laziness, love, MONEY, relationship, responsibilities, Support, support system, work-life balance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of supporting your partner’s coffee and nail habits? Do you feel like you’re the only one bringing home the bacon while they sit at home all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again!

Join our server and escape the real world where your partner mooches off of you and enjoy a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive on your own terms. No more buying coffee or nails for anyone but yourself!

With 60-70 hours of work a week, you deserve a break and a chance to find someone who truly adds value to your life. So come on over to our server and leave all those real-life relationship woes behind. Who needs a partner when you have Minecraft, right?

TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, CHANGE, Decisions, do-over, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, lessons learned, life choices, Minecraft, missed opportunities, opportunity, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chance, self improvement, smp, time travel, TimeWarpingGamer, turn back time, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Or maybe you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Turner, a magical device that allows you to turn back time and change the course of history. Imagine all the crazy shenanigans you could get up to with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AwkwardCraft – Keep Calm and Mine On!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your grandma doing the Macarena in her underwear at a family gathering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape those cringeworthy moments by diving into a world where the only awkward encounters you’ll have are with creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build a castle to hide from embarrassing family members, or embark on epic quests to retrieve the secret family recipe for Aunt Mildred’s infamous meatloaf. With endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps waiting around every corner, this server is the perfect escape from awkward family gatherings.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those awkward moments behind for good!

MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	9221
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!