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AnthroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Void Gems Collected:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of anthros on a Friday night? Look no further than our server, where human males mingle with female anthros in a way that’ll make you question your own sanity! Join us for the “Maternity Test” edition, where things get crazier than a creeper exploding in your face.

But wait, there’s more! How about a story about a birthday cake that will make you rethink your love for dessert? Or maybe you’re more into tales of Prince Anonymous and stars and stripes 2: star harder – we’ve got those too!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to watch out for the frost on her feathers – it’s colder than a snow golem’s heart!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	218950
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3155	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	208
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Void Gems Collected:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Farms Harvested:	812
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Animals Bred:	154	Falling into the Void:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Buildings Constructed:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Votes:	8895	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!