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Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	1062	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Animals Bred:	137	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps
LuckPerms & EssentialsX

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Crops Grown:	1982	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	204	Votes:	3310
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Buildings Constructed:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Towns Built:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	2610
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	New Chunks Explored:	177456
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!