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ElfRacer Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3591	Players Killed by Monsters:	1947

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your gaming experience to epic proportions? Then join our server where you can become an elf archer and shoot arrows like Legolas on steroids!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the enchanted forest, when suddenly a horde of creepers appear. But fear not, because as an elf archer, you can take them down with your expert marksmanship skills. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the most skilled players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a beast so powerful that only the bravest of players can defeat it. Will you be the one to claim its hoard of diamonds and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this magical world!

SweCraft Minecraft Server

albania, Competition, european football, EUROS, fake countries, favorites, Football Fans, guaranteed spot, historic nations, Legacy countries, Minecraft, national teams, passionate supporters, qualifying spot, Server, slovenia, SweCraft, Sweden, switzerland, Tournament, traditional teams, UEFA, Underdogs

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Crops Grown:	5177
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	127
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Magic Items Found:	7653	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of fake countries like Switzerland and Albania getting all the attention in international tournaments? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, only legacy countries like Sweden are guaranteed a spot in the Euros! Join us for a chance to represent your favorite real country and show those fake countries who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our tournaments gets a lifetime supply of Swedish meatballs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those fake countries how it’s done!

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Handouts!

alcoholism, Birthday, Boundaries, budgeting, Caretaker, celebration, college savings, Divorce, Eviction, family, financial independence, future planning, Handouts, Infidelity, Minecraft, mommas, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selfishness, Server, sibling, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious moments.

Need a break from family drama like the OP? Look no further! On our server, you can build your own virtual family and be the hero your siblings need. No need to worry about your mom asking for your hard-earned diamonds to pay the rent – here, you can keep all your loot for yourself!

Plus, with our economy system, you can save up for all the Airpods and tennis racquets your heart desires. No more worrying about your mom spending your hard-earned emeralds on wine and cigarettes – on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending your riches on is epic gear and cool gadgets.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring with your new virtual friends? See you in the game!

GraduationGate – Family Drama Edition

addiction, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Drama, Edition, emotional intelligence, family, family dynamics, Graduation, GraduationGate, mental health, Milestones, parental sacrifice, parenting, personal growth, Priorities, Recovery, relationships, sibling rivalry, substance abuse, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	1458	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Farms Harvested:	393	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchantments Applied:	214	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your son’s substance abuse issues and your daughter’s graduation woes. Build your own virtual world and escape the real world drama – who needs family when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

Join now and let the power of Minecraft heal your soul! Trust us, it’s better than sleeping on the couch after a family argument. #BlockyHealing #ForgetTheDrama #MinecraftIsLife

MisunderstoodMC Server

Analysis, complex character, fictional character, literary, misunderstood actions, misunderstood antagonist, misunderstood backstory, misunderstood character, misunderstood character traits, misunderstood development, misunderstood hero, misunderstood intentions, misunderstood motivations, misunderstood perception, misunderstood personality, misunderstood plot, Misunderstood protagonist, misunderstood relationships, misunderstood villain, MisunderstoodMC, opinion, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	4841
Buildings Constructed:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crops Grown:	2486	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you misunderstood souls out there! Join us and you’ll have the chance to hang out with the most misunderstood fictional characters of all time, like Spongebob Squarepants (did you know he’s actually a secret agent for the jellyfish mafia?) and Harry Potter (rumor has it he’s been banned from every Quidditch match for using illegal spells). So come on down and join our server for a wild ride of chaos, confusion, and pure hilarity!

GovtDontCareCraft

activism, CHANGE, citizen rights, Decision making, Democracy, disconnect, dissatisfaction, Governance, Government, GovtDontCareCraft, indifference, majority rule, policy, Politics, popular demand, public opinion, public services, REFORM, Social Issues, unmet needs, Usa

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine to your heart’s content without any pesky mobs getting in your way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the llama revolution!

AbortionCraft: Brazilian Babes Revolt

abortion, AbortionCraft, activism, Babes, Ban, bill, Brazil, Brazilian, civil disobedience, demonstration, feminism, gender equality, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, March, Political, protest, reproductive rights, revolt, social justice, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	8531
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

CrotchlessCraft: ThonglessCrotch

Adult, BEDROOM, CHEEKY, crotchless panties, CrotchlessCraft, Exotic, FANTASY, fashion, INTIMATE, intimate apparel, Lace, lingerie, Naughty, Provocative, RISQUE, role-play, Satin, seductive, Sexy, ThonglessCrotch, thongs, underwear, womens clothing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	516195
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the cows shoot lasers from their eyes. we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?

MinedHype: Where we grief-proof your life so you can focus on building a dirt house

Build Gallery., building, Claims, Coreprotect, crossplay, Dirt, Discord, Economy, Focus, Grief, griefproof, House, Life, MinedHype, Nether, Overworld, Players, Plugin, Public, rules, Shops, smp, Spawn, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.20.6
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.0

Brief Overview:

FAQ:

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server has been running for over 4 years.

Q: How many unique players have joined?

A: Over 15,900 unique players have joined.

Q: Is the gameplay mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the gameplay is mostly vanilla with some added features like grief protection.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the server.

Q: Can players from Bedrock and Java editions play together?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock and Java Cross-Play.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.

Q: Are there any world resets?

A: No, both the Overworld and Nether will never be reset.

Q: How can I access the public shopping district?

A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district.

Q: How can I find a random location to build my home?

A: Use /rtp to teleport to a random location within 50k blocks of the spawn point.

Q: Can players apply to have a shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district.

WitchyCraft Minecraft Server

adversity survivors, faggot rejection, future leaders, gene carriers, incel rejection, Minecraft, new word needed, race-traitor rejection, Server, The Covenants, white community, white empowerment, white family builders, White Genocide survivors, white heritage preservation, white identity, WHITE PRIDE, white resilience, white strength, white survival, white unity., WitchyCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most resilient survivors of the first White Genocide are welcome! Are you tired of being associated with incels, faggots, and race-traitors? Look no further, because on our server, we are building a community of strong, white families who have defied all odds to carry on their genes.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to reclaim our rightful place in the world of Minecraft. Build your own white fortress, battle against hordes of SJWs and snowflakes, and prove that you are truly the future of the game.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being ‘white’ is just the beginning of your epic journey on our server. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!