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CatLootGriefNoMore

Boundaries, cat ownership, CatLootGriefNoMore, family dynamics, family relationships, grief support, GRIEVING, pet attachment, pet bonding, pet care, pet companionship., pet connections, pet custody, pet grieving, pet loss, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet welfare

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this crazy cat lady? Look no further! Join our server for a purr-fectly good time filled with adventure and fun!

Our server is so awesome, even Gizmo and Shortcake would want to join if they could! And trust us, they have excellent taste in servers. We have so much to offer, from epic builds to thrilling mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or cat tower).

Plus, unlike this cat-napper of a mother-in-law, we won’t try to steal your pets away from you. Your fur babies are safe with us, no crazy demands or family drama here!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s truly meow-nificent. Don’t let the grief of a mother-in-law get you down, join our server and let the good times roll!

NukeCraft: Iran’s Enriched Adventure

Adventure, capacity, Diplomacy, enriched, enrichment facilities, enrichment levels, global politics, inspections, international relations, iran, Iran’s, MIDDLE EAST, military capabilities, non-proliferation efforts, nuclear energy, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, Technology, united nations, uranium enrichment

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where things are more lit than Iran’s nuclear program! We be tripling our capacity to have fun and enrich your gaming experience!

We got more explosions than a nuclear reactor meltdown, more diamonds than a Saudi prince’s palace, and more creepers than a conspiracy theorist’s basement!

Join us and be part of the most explosive community in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the nuclear-level fun, join now before we go boom! 💥💣🔥

AssCraft: Booty Edition

acceptance, AssCraft, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, BOOTY, buttocks, Diversity, Edition, empowerment, Femininity, gender, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Masculinity, Men, physical appearance, self-confidence, self-image, societal expectations, Stereotypes, womanly asses

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Items Found:	5419	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, dis server is like da best place to be if u wanna see some real nice womanly asses on some men. like, dey got da best pixel booties in all of minecraft land. u wanna see some curvy block butts? dis be da place to be, fo sho.

but dat aint all, oh no. dis server also got da craziest stories, like dis one time a creeper and a skeleton got married and had a baby zombie. it was wild, man. u never know what kinda wacky shenanigans u gonna see on dis server.

plus, dey got da best parties. like, dey throw these epic block parties where everyone be dancin and havin a blast. u wanna get down and dirty on da dance floor? dis be da place to do it.

so come on down to dis server, where da asses be womanly, da stories be crazy, and da parties be poppin. u wont regret it, trust me.

Snowpoint SMP

active discord server, Crates, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Economy System, epic rewards, hidden treasures, Jobs, land claim system, MCMMO, Mcpets, Pets, Playervaults, Pyrofishing, PyroFishingPro, rentable market plots, Silkspawners, Slimefun, Slimefun4, Snowpoint SMP, Survival, Terralith Biome Generation, Welcoming Community

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Crops Grown:	5278
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Votes:	2047	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to Snowpoint SMP!🐈‍

Join us at Snowpoint SMP, the ultimate Minecraft survival experience where adventure and community come together! Our server features a variety of exciting plugins to enhance your gameplay, including:

innovative Minecraft journeyCustom Enchants✨: Upgrade

McPets🐈‍: Adopt

Terralith Biome Generation🌍: Discover breathtaking new biomes with our enhanced world generation.

We offer playervaults to keep your items safe and organized, and a robust land claim system to protect your builds from griefing. Our economy system allows players to earn and trade in-game currency through several different methods, creating a dynamic and thriving market, with rentable market plots at spawn. Explore and conquer dungeons alone or with friends to earn epic rewards and uncover hidden treasures. Experience a welcoming and inclusive community that’s always ready to help, with an active Discord server for connecting and chatting with fellow players.Join Snowpoint SMP today and start your adventure in a vibrant and secure environment. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

15.235.53.217:2284

Surviving on Java with a Side of Vanilla – No SMP Here! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, Experience, gameplay, HACKING, java, Land Protection, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, Side, smp, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: What makes Java Survival unique compared to other Minecraft servers?

A: Java Survival offers a legitimate Minecraft experience where every block is mined and placed by hand. Our moderators and admins play the game as regular players and do not use commands for personal gain. We also have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving the server a unique feel.

Q: How can I join Java Survival SMP Server?

A: You can join the server by using the address: mc.javasurvival.com and joining our Discord server: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa.

Q: What are the server rules on Java Survival?

A: The server rules include no excessively offensive language, no politics or controversial topics, no hacking or cheating, no disturbing other players’ property, no building too close to others, being respectful and kind, and no advertising.

Q: How is the community on Java Survival SMP Server?

A: We value our community and strive to be the players’ primary Minecraft home. Players have a say in what goes on in the server, and we aim to provide an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.

BoomerRecon Minecraft Server

age difference, baby boomers, BoomerRecon, Boomers, Communication, Cultural differences, funny, generation gap, humor, internet humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmfao, memes, Millennials, Minecraft, misunderstanding, older generation, reconcile, Server, social media, Technology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you cool kids out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see for yourself why boomers just can’t handle the awesomeness that awaits you!

LoliVoice Minecraft Server

adorable, animation, Anime, Character, Confused, cute loli, girl voice, high pitched, japanese, Kawaii, LoliVoice, Minecraft, MODEL, Pitch, Server, Sound, Speech, strange, Tone, vocal, VOICE, WTF, young girl

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old voice chat? Look no further, because on our server, the model may be a cute loli, but her voice will have you questioning reality! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious voice chat moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew a cute loli could have such a wacky voice? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eardrums too)!

JoblessJokesterCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world where anything is possible!

🤯 Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your friend’s house gets blown up by a creeper! It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Only on our server, folks!

🚀 We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of this couple on the server who can’t agree on having kids because of some corporate drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

🤪 So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing too hard, of course). You won’t regret it!

SchoolCraze Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre events, crazy, crazy stories, funny, hilarious, memorable, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, School, school experiences, school memories, SchoolCraze, Server, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wild

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	137
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Oh, you think your school is wild? Well, let me tell you about this Minecraft server where the craziest things happen on the daily! Picture this: a group of players built a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, only to have a group of creepers sabotage it and send everyone flying into the air! And that’s just the beginning.

We’ve got players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle against hordes of zombies, players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, and even a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and economy.

But the best part? The legendary treasure hunt that happens every month, where players have to solve riddles and navigate deadly traps to find the ultimate prize: a diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants them unlimited power in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wildest school stories, come join us and see what kind of madness you can get into!

BillionaireCraft

abundance, achievement, assets, billionaire, BillionaireCraft, dreams fulfilled, Elite, exclusive, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, high society, influence, Investments, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, net worth, opportunities, power, prosperity, success, wealth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	New Chunks Explored:	234784
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	8

On our Minecraft server, you can become a virtual billionaire and live out all your wildest dreams! Want to build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride around on a golden horse while being showered with emeralds? Easy peasy. But the best part? Only billionaires on our server have access to the secret underground club where all the coolest mobs hang out. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve partied with a group of zombie pigmen and creepers. Join now and start living the high life – literally!