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NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6981
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crops Grown:	5246	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.