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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 921 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5570 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7064 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!