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CraftyCrepesAndCaves

avocado toast, bagel and lox, Breakfast, breakfast burrito, breakfast ideas, breakfast sandwich, brunch, CraftyCrepesAndCaves, crepes, favorite dish, Food, French toast, frittata, granola, hash browns, non-traditional, oatmeal, PANCAKES, smoothie bowl, waffles, yogurt parfait

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Animals Bred:	184	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

Donut-free Minecraft Server

avocado toast, breakfast cookies, chia pudding, coworker treats, Donutfree, energy balls, fruit platter, granola bars, healthy breakfast, homemade treats, Minecraft, nut butter toast, nutritious options, oatmeal cups, office snacks, protein bars, Server, smoothie station, trail mix, veggie platter, whole grain muffins, workplace wellness, yogurt parfait

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchantments Applied:	254
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Forget about donuts, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual world is filled with magical donut trees that grow donuts of all flavors and sizes. Want a bacon maple donut? We got it. How about a unicorn sprinkle donut? Yep, we have those too. And the best part? You can share these delicious virtual treats with your coworkers without any guilt or calories! So say goodbye to boring old donuts and hello to a world of sugary goodness in our Minecraft server. Join now and start snacking on some pixelated pastries!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6587	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	501

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	6012	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5644	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7890
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	66
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

61 year old, banned, female referee, former referee, Life, lifetime ban, RefereeCraft, sex tape, turkish

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness