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Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	58

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5047	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1238	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

app behavior, app shutdown, app starting up, app update, app update prompt, app version, CRAZE, prompt notification, Shutdown, shutdown prompt, software behavior, software shutdown, software starting up, software update, software update prompt, software version, starting up prompt, update, update preference, update prompt, update prompt preference, user behavior, user interaction

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Power Players’ Pixel Paradise

Behavior, cognitive bias, confirmation bias, digital communication, fake news, influence, influence tactics, information sharing, Manipulation, media literacy, Misinformation, motivation, online behavior, Paradise, PIXEL, Players, power, Propaganda, Psychology, sharing, social influence, social media, social-networking

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6300	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

so, like, u know how some peeps just wanna be like, the boss of everything? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, u can totally be the ultimate ruler of the land! u can build ur own kingdom, make peeps bow down to u, and spread fake news like a pro! join us if u wanna be the king of fake news and have peeps believe every word u say. plus, we have like, unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together!