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CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	96
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Farms Harvested:	677
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	2192	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Crops Grown:	8375
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Buildings Constructed:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8944
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	179

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	93
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Votes:	4329
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Villages Defended:	6
Mines Excavated:	3325	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!