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TongueTechMed: AI Diagnose Fun

98% accuracy, AI algorithm, anaemia, analysing tongue colour, asthma, Covid-19, diabetes, diagnose, Fun, gallbladder conditions, gastrointestinal issues, liver conditions, predicting diseases, Stroke, TongueTechMed, traditional chinese medicine, vascular issues

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Ores Mined:	1313
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our AI algorithm is like a freakin’ doctor, man! It can look at your tongue and tell you if you got diabetes, a stroke, asthma, or even freakin’ COVID-19! Like, who needs a real doctor when you got a virtual one in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, it’s like, using ancient Chinese medicine techniques from 2000 years ago, so you know it’s legit AF. Come join us and let our AI doc check out your tongue, yo! It’s like, the future of healthcare, but in a blocky world.

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Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Towns Built:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	241	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

A 1.21 survival server with land claiming, homes, leveling and a few terrain generation data packs. Optionally you can use the simple voice chat mod to talk with other people on the server!

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HolyCraft – Religious Rumble Minecraft Server

Christianity, Holycraft, interfaith dialogue, Islam, JQ, judaism, Minecraft, Politics, Religious, religious beliefs, religious coexistence, religious conflict, religious debate, religious differences, religious extremism, religious history, religious ideologies, religious perspectives, religious similarities, Religious Studies, religious tolerance, Rumble, Server, world events

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7457
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take religion and politics to a whole new level! Join us as we debate the two most important religions when it comes to the Jewish Question and the fate of the world. Will you join the Church of Creeperism, where we believe that blowing things up is the only way to achieve peace? Or will you side with the Order of Endermen, who believe in teleporting to a better future?

But beware, there are rumors of a secret third religion that worships the elusive Herobrine, said to bring chaos and destruction to those who dare to defy him. Will you uncover the truth behind this mysterious cult? Only on our server can you explore these deep theological questions while building epic structures and battling mobs in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoodForThought Minecraft SMP

Consumption, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delights, diet, Dining, DISHES, eating habits, Food, food choices, foodforthought, Gastronomy, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, menu, Minecraft, Nourishment, nutrition, recipes, smp, Sustenance

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they eat is bread and carrots? Well, look no further because on our server, the players feast on golden apples infused with unicorn tears and enchanted steak cooked by a fire-breathing dragon chef! Join us if you want to experience the most epic food adventures in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Who knew mobs had such sick dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is fantastical, the parties are legendary, and the treasure hunts are out of this world! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	8237	Chimeras Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2534
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Zombie Dances:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	7743
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Farms Harvested:	851
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?

LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Defense, European military, German, german military, germany, investigation, Lockdown, lockdown incident, lockdown situation, LockdownCraft, Military, military base, military base lockdown, military base sabotage, military base security, Minecraft, sabotage, SECURITY, security breach, Server, suspected sabotage

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3473
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	7799

Yo, so like, picture this: a German military base, right? But wait, it’s on LOCKDOWN because some sneaky little saboteur is running around causing chaos! And guess what? YOU can be part of the action on this EPIC Minecraft server! Join now to help uncover the culprit behind the sabotage and save the day! Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker full of treasure waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PolishChopperParty

96, aircraft, Apache helicopters, ARMS, Aviation, buys, Deal, Defense, defense industry, International, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Poland, Poland military, PolishChopperParty, Procurement, Purchase, relations, U.S, U.S. exports

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so like, u know how Poland is all chill and stuff, well they decided to go all out and buy 96 Apache helicopters from the U.S. like whaaaat?! now imagine if those helicopters were in Minecraft, flying around and causing chaos. well, that’s basically what our server is like – a crazy, chaotic world where you can ride Apache helicopters and blow stuff up. join us if you’re ready for some insane, helicopter-fueled fun!