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TigerCraft: Not Your Average Orange Cat

animal kingdom, apex predators, Average, big cats, CARNIVORES, cat, conservation, Endangered species, evolved cats, feline evolution, feline species, Felines, jungle cats, majestic creatures, natural evolution, non-domesticated cats, orange, orange cats, PREDATORS, striped cats, TigerCraft, Tigers, wild animals, wildlife

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got tigers that are actually orange cats that evolved on their own, no human help needed. like, how insane is that? imagine having a pet tiger in minecraft, but it’s actually just a big orange cat. plus, these tigers can talk and tell u jokes while u mine for diamonds. it’s like having a stand up comedy show in the middle of a cave. join now for a wild time with our evolved feline friends!

StrokeCraft: 4.5-24 Hrs – Safe & Effective!

4.5 to 24 Hours, Chinese Patients, Chinese population, Clinical Study, Effective, Healthcare, Hrs, ischemic stroke, Ischemic Stroke Treatment, long tail tags, Medical research, neurology, Safe, Standard Treatment, Stroke Management, stroke recovery, stroke treatment, StrokeCraft, Tenecteplase, Thrombectomy, Thrombolytic Therapy, Treatment Comparison

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2922	Votes:	2165
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor but u suck at skool? well, on this server u can be a doctor without all the smarts! we got this crazy new treatment called Tenecteplase for Ischemic Stroke at 4.5 to 24 Hours without Thrombectomy and it actually works!

join our server and save lives left and right, all while playing minecraft! u can be a hero and a gamer at the same time, how cool is that? plus, our chinese patients are loving it, so u know it’s legit.

come join us and be a part of something amazing. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving?

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	102	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Buildings Constructed:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	6020	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	3339	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Animals Bred:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Votes:	3953	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!