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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4912 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 477592 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without the fear of someone stealing your favorite hoodie or espresso machine. And if things get really out of hand, you can always sue your fellow players for “unlawful eviction” in our virtual court system (Disclaimer: virtual lawsuits may not hold up in real court).
So come on down to our server and show off your feng shui skills while dodging accusations of discrimination against Eastern Europeans. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper!