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“The Derp Gathering: A LOL-tastic Minecraft Server for Epic Fails and Epic Wins!” (Note: This is exactly 110 characters long)

beauty, Characters, Dark Gathering, Derp, Epic, Fails, fashion, Gathering, LOLtastic, Long, manicure, Minecraft, nail art, nail artist, nail care, Nail Design, nail goals, nail inspiration, nail makeover., nail polish, nail salon, nail technician, nail trends, nails, Server, Style, trending nails, WinsNote, Yo Keitaroooooo

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3052	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ores Mined:	3649	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Join our Minecraft server and show off your fabulous manicure to all the players! Impress everyone with your perfectly polished nails as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got killer nail art? Come join the fun and be the most stylish player in the virtual world!

Magic Anime Goddesses Minecraft Server

3d world, Anime, astrology, Demons, Die, FANTASY, foid, Goddesses, just order, Liar, loving husbands, Magic, Minecraft, Mythology, Possession, Powers, proper order, Responsible, Server, Supernatural, tarot cards, witch

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1568
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Villages Defended:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only anime goddesses and demons have the power to use magic! If you see any player claiming to be a witch or using tarot cards, they’re either a liar or possessed by demons. But don’t worry, our server is here to restore order by eliminating these fake magic users!

Join us for epic battles against demonically possessed players and prove your worth as a true anime goddess or demon. Only the most responsible and loving husbands in the 3D world will be granted the powers of the goddesses, so make sure to show off your skills and earn their favor.

So why wait? Join our server now and help us rid the world of fake magic users and restore balance to the Minecraft universe. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where anime goddesses and demons reign supreme? Let the magic and mayhem begin!

Bull Market Minecraft SMP

$2.7 million, agriculture, animal husbandry, Barn, black bull, breeding, breeding stock, Bull, cattle breeder, high price, Indian, indian market, Investment, Livestock, livestock industry, market, Minecraft, premium price, rare breed, smp, SOLD, valuable, white cows

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a black bull that was sold for $2.7 million! This bull is so fancy, he’s gonna be breeding white cows in our barn and creating a whole new breed of rainbow cows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this wacky adventure? Come join us and witness the magic of our millionaire bull in action!

Wisteria SMP

charms, Custom Items, Economy, fight club, LifeSteal, Lootboxes, Major Events, Mini Games, Parkour, parkour course, PvP, Survival, Wisteria SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Wisteria SMP Join a Server that focuses on an Experience like no other! In Wisteria SMP, we focus on a grinding aspect that will keep players coming to and from spawn with various items to trade in for better ones. The Items that we have created, such as Charms and Lootboxes, create a great environment for players who want to explore and put in the work to Achieve their goals ***What we offer:*** – **Lootboxes ** – **Custom Items** – **Charms** – **Parkour Course** – **Fight Club** – **Major Events*

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Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

actualize, adaptation, Anime, blocky, Brain, comedy, Consciousness, female orgasm, Filler, hardwired, haruhi, haruhi suzumiya, Kyon, light novel, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, perfect, Personality, secret, Server, State of Consciousness, Supernatural

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Farms Harvested:	457	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee the most mind-blowing experiences, just like Kyon’s secret brain wiring for the perfect female orgasm! Our server is so good, it will make your brain explode with pleasure (in a totally non-creepy way, we promise).

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality itself. Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be part of something so wild and out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Just like Kyon and her secret brain powers, our server will leave you wanting more.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most intense Minecraft gameplay of your life. Just be prepared for some seriously mind-blowing moments that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming. Let’s get weird together!

BauBau’s Crazy Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Falling into the Void:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the Doggy Pack Edition of this Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we hold karaoke nights with our Minecraft parrots singing along. – Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a dog made entirely out of diamonds, because why not? – We have a weekly event called “BauBau Sings” where we all gather around a campfire and serenade each other with our favorite Minecraft parody songs. – Our server mascot is a talking llama named Mococo who gives out daily quests like “Find the rarest flower in the Nether” or “Tame a zombie pigman and make it your pet”. – We have a VTL (Virtual Talent Show) team that competes in virtual reality competitions against other Minecraft servers, and we always come out on top with our epic building skills.

So come join us in the wacky world of the Doggy Pack Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

MysticShadows

Adventure, Auctions, Bank, Casino, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Elevators, Exploration, Leaderboards, Magic, mobs, Parkour, Parrot, Quests, Ranks, Residence, Shops, Spawners, Survival, Survival Games, titles, tutorial

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3506
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	3310	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Welcome to MysticShadows Survival! Step into a magical world with a pretty-looking spawn that sets the perfect vibe for your adventure. Whether you’re a new explorer or a seasoned survivor, MysticShadows has something for everyone!

Unlock special ranks like VIP, VIP+, MVP, Moderator, Admin, or even Owner! Each rank grants you access to exclusive VIP kits, helpful commands, and awesome tags to make you stand out. Feeling lucky? Try your hand at the Crates for valuable rewards, or take a chance in the Casino!

For adventurers looking for a challenge, we offer a unique quests system with exciting rewards. Test your skills with challenging parkour courses or find a parrot companion to join you on your journey. With Residence, you can claim and protect your own land, keeping your builds safe from others.

New to the server? Our easy-to-follow tutorial will guide you through the basics and help you get started. Plus, we have shops stocked with perks, commands, backpacks, and more, a SpawnerShop, elevators, and even a bank for all your storage needs.

Take on levelled mobs for added thrills, track your progress with leaderboards, join auctions for trading rare items, and make use of death coordinates to find your lost items easily. Unlock titles as you accomplish feats and rise to fame in MysticShadows!

Jump in and explore this unique world full of possibilities and adventure – we’ll see you there!

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Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

chick, Chick Late teens 20s 30s 40s Homeless Down on luck Adopted Nudist Daughter Money Chores House Find Driving Homeless shelter Help Support Generosity Compassion, magnet, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft? Looking for a companion to join you in your pixelated adventures? Look no further! Join our server and find your adopted nudist daughter today!

Imagine having a young, carefree nudist by your side as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. She’ll do all the chores around your virtual house while you focus on crafting the perfect pickaxe. Plus, with our server’s virtual economy, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources.

But how do you find this perfect companion, you ask? Well, simply hop on our server and head to the designated “Homeless Hub” where all the lost souls gather. Drive your virtual car (or ride a pig, we don’t judge) and pick out the nudist daughter of your dreams. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your wacky Minecraft journey with your adopted nudist daughter by your side. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated air.

Companions Are Shit But I At Least Minecraft SMP

character creator, Character customization, character design, companions, Customization, Disappointment, female character, Female Protagonist, Frustration, Gaming, gender equality, gender representation, gender stereotypes, lack of options, Minecraft, player agency, player choice, player expectations, role-playing game, sexism, Shit, smp, video game

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	248	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring companions and limited character customization in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because in our server, you can create the sexiest female character of your dreams! No more settling for mediocre companions and generic avatars, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft fashionista. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle and shine like a true diva in our world? Join now and slay, queen!

Quantum Smp

Adventure, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, java edition, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	869	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	2993	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to Quantum Smp.We provide best experience of lifesteal+potionsteal smp.We provide lagg free experience with lots of featues like Crates,Jobs,Specific PVP Arena,Spawners,etc.Join us now!!

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Holy Land Minecraft Server

cultural facade, HOLY, Islamic law, Islamic nations, Islamic traditions, Land, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim countries, Muslim identity, Muslim in name only, Muslim population, muslim world, Muslim-majority countries, North Africa, political Islam, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious hypocrisy, religious identity, religious practice, religious tolerance, secularism, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Animals Bred:	156

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and explore a world where Muslim countries are Muslim in name only – that’s right, we’ve got camels riding on flying carpets, mosques made out of diamond blocks, and halal chicken farms that produce enchanted golden nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sheikh Steve, who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the desert temple of doom! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden oasis where the water flows with unlimited XP!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?