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DemonicJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

Astronomy, astronomy discoveries, astronomy facts, celestial bodies, copernicus, earth revolves, EarthRevolve, galileo, Galileo Galilei, geocentrism, heliocentric model, heliocentrism, Minecraft, Nicolaus Copernicus, Orbit, Planets, Science, scientific revolution, Server, solar system, space exploration, Sun

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Animals Bred:	60
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

10 years, 30s, activities, Boyfriend, close friend, Colleague, Details, doesn’t like me, email threads, friend group, getting married, invite, mad, not invited, OFFENDED, participate, refusing to go, skipping party, spending weekend, Wedding, WeddingCrasherPro876, WOMAN

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

addiction, balance, better, Communication, connectivity, Digital Detox, distraction, internet, Life, mental health, mindfulness, NoSocialLifeMC, ONLINE, personal growth, productivity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Social Interaction, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3218	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dimension Hops:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, BrexitCraft, Britain, decision, EU, Europe, european union, Future, Government, international relations, Lifetime, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, negotiations, opinion, Politics, referendum, Rejoin, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Starmer, Statement, United Kingdom

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9711
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Animals Bred:	185

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Chinese, Chinese government, covert activities, Cuba, CubanSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage network, foreign influence, foreign operations, global espionage, international relations, military expansion, military presence, political tensions, security threats, spy bases, strategic locations, Surveillance, US naval base, US-China relations

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

creampie, CREEPERS, diabetes, diabetes management, DRUG, funny, health, humor, Injection, Medical, medication, misinterpretation, misunderstood, ozempic, OzempicCraft, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, resemblance, side effects, Treatment, Visual, weight loss, weight loss aid

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

VaxCraft: Protecting Kids from Asthma!

asthma, asthma attacks, asthma control, asthma management, asthma prevention, childhood vaccinations, children, children’s health, Covid vaccination, Covid vaccine, inoculation, Kids, preventive measures, Protecting, Protection, public health, Reductions, research, respiratory health, study, Symptoms, VaxCraft, viral illness, viral infections

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8843	Ores Mined:	1638
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6901	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of covid vaccines can protect you from asthma attacks in the game! our research shows that getting vaccinated in minecraft can actually reduce your virtual asthma symptoms and prevent you from getting sick in the game! join now and level up your health stats with our magical vaccines, because who knew that protecting yourself from a global pandemic could also make you a minecraft pro?! don’t miss out on this groundbreaking discovery, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate asthma-free gamer!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

en, How did they do it, long tail tags, Minecraft, niji, NijiCraft, NijiJP, On their way, Refugees, Save, SAVED, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6681
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have saved Niji EN refugees and they are on a mission to save NijiJP! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they rode in on giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to take down any obstacles in their way. Join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure! Who knows, you might even get to ride a flying pig yourself!

MineJojo’s Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime adaptation, Battle Cry, best line, Character development, comedic relief, emotional impact, fan favorite, Hirohiko Araki, humor, iconic quotes, japanese animation, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Joseph Joestar, Manga, memorable moments, Minecraft, MineJojos, missed opportunity, Server, shonen jump, storytelling, voice acting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Animals Bred:	129
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!

We didn’t include Joseph’s best line in the anime because we have our own epic lines that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Picture this: you’re building a house and suddenly a chicken wearing sunglasses walks up to you and says, “Hey, can I borrow some feathers for my disco party?” That’s the kind of random humor you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be turned into a block of cheese for the troll’s lunch!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Joseph’s best line when you have a chicken in sunglasses asking for feathers?