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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7593 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
WE GOT THIS NEW GENUS AND SPECIES OF CROCODYLOMORPH CALLED ENALIOETES SCHROEDERI, STRAIGHT OUTTA THE EARLY CRETACEOUS EPOCH! THIS BAD BOY WAS DISCOVERED IN THE STADTHAGEN FORMATION IN GERMANY, YO!
JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE LIKE A REAL-LIFE PALAEONTOLOGIST, DIGGIN’ UP FOSSILS AND BUILDIN’ DINOSAURS! WE GOT DINOSAURS, Y’ALL! AND NOT JUST ANY DINOSAURS, WE GOT CRAZY METRIORHYNCHID CROCODYLOMORPHS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DINOSAURS, AMIRITE? LET’S GET JURASSIC UP IN HERE! 🦖🦕🔥🔥🔥