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Did They Minecraft SMP

Did they, did they actually, did they genuinely, did they honestly, did they truly, doubt, inquiry, long tail tags: did they really, Minecraft, smp, speculation Did they, tags: questioning, uncertainty, y’know

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3978
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

SnackAttack Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, calorie, diet, Dinner, eating habits, excess, Food, funny, gluttony, guilty pleasure, humor, indulgence, Lifestyle, Minecraft, overeating, portion control, self-control, Server, snack, SnackAttack, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be snacking on 3000 calorie virtual treats all day long! Our pixelated pigs are stuffed with bacon-wrapped cookies and our cows produce milkshakes instead of milk. You’ll never go hungry in our world, that’s for sure! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples give you super strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands. So come join us and feast like an American after dinner!

PolicyPuncher in Minecraft SMP

120+ days, change policy, economic policy, federal reserve, housing demand, housing inventory, housing market, housing prices, housing supply, inflation, interest rates, jpow, market, market manipulation, market speculation, market trends, Minecraft, PolicyPuncher, price increases, Properties, real estate, realtors, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
New Chunks Explored:	740969	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures and create insane structures that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our fearless leader, jpow, has declared it’s time to “change policy” which can only mean one thing – things are about to get even crazier around here. Our realtors have started pulling some seriously shady moves, like slapping a $25k price increase on properties that have been on the market for over 120 days. Who knew selling virtual real estate could be so cutthroat?

But fear not, brave adventurer, for this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the madness that awaits you on our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment in our world.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget that creepers are trying to blow you up. See you in the game!

FrozenRublesMC: Unlocking $50B Fun!

$50 billion support, 50b, Delays, economic sanctions, economic stability, finalizing deal, financial agreement, financial assets, financial support, frozen assets, FrozenRublesMC, Fun, government officials, growing concern, international relations, negotiations, political tensions, PROFITS, Russian central bank assets, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Ukrainian officials, Unlocking, wary

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	5457
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unlock $50 billion in support by harnessing the profits of frozen russian central bank assets!!! 🤑💰💸

ukrainian officials are SHOOK by how lit our server is, they’re like “woah, this is crazier than trying to negotiate with russia” 😂🇺🇦

we got diamonds, we got creepers, we got everything u need to make ur minecraft dreams come true 🤩🔥

so what are u waiting for?? join now and become the richest player in the world (of minecraft) 💎💰💰💰

PhoneSilenceCraft

child development, cognitive development., Communication, digital age, distraction, early childhood, Impact, INFANTS, Interaction, language development, language skills, MOTHERS, parenting, PhoneSilenceCraft, research, screen time, smartphones, Speech, study, Technology, verbal communication

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

So, like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb, yo! Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be talkin’ so much dat yo baby gonna be a freakin’ genius, bro! Like, research shows dat if yo mama be on her phone less, she gonna talk more to yo baby and dat gonna make dem smarter or sumthin’. So, like, join dis server and make yo baby a freakin’ genius, man! Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons and all dat crazy stuff, so why wouldn’t yo wanna join, right? Get yo butt in here and let’s make dem babies smart, yo!

FireForest Minecraft Server

Bed wars, Come and play, FireForest, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Come and play!

mc.fire-forest.fun

Pump SMP – 18+ only for the purest vanilla experience in Java 1.21!

+18, adults only, Community, Details, Discord, Experience, Fun, Hello everyone, interested, java, Join, Link, Minecraft, Pump, pure vanilla, purest, reaching out, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Version

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	2996
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18 and up only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the discord server at the provided link for details on how to join.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	It is a vanilla server, so PvP is allowed but please be respectful of others.
Are there any plugins installed on the server?	No, this is a vanilla server without any plugins.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you can invite friends who meet the age requirement to join the server.

Minecraft server: /HiRyS/ – Impatiently Waiting Edition

2.0 Plushie, acrylics, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, Edition, gravity, HiRyS, hololive, Impatiently, IRyS Status, MerchRyS, Milestones, Minecraft, Moment of My Life, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, Quarter Bravery, Server, SmolRyS plushie, Starter Merch, twitter, Valentines Merch, Voicepacks, Waiting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we break dimensions for free! That’s right, you can explore new and crazy dimensions without paying a single diamond!

But wait, there’s more! We have a stream of carbonated love flowing through our server, guaranteed to make your gaming experience fizzy and fun! And don’t forget to check out our merch, including a giant fan to blow away your enemies and a plushie that promises to be both big and smol at the same time.

Join us for our 2024 Valentine’s merch event, where love is in the air and chaos is on the ground. And if that’s not enough, we have voice packs that will make you sound like a pro gamer, even if you’re just starting out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

AscendMinecraft SMPKingdom

#spiritual guidance, ascended masters, AscendMinecraft, Ascension, cosmic energy, divine connection, enlightenment, higher consciousness, inner peace, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, Self Discovery, SMPKingdom, soul ascension, soul journey, spiritual awakening, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual evolution, spiritual transformation, transformation, universe alignment

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6834	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then look no further than ASCENSION! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Join us on ASCENSION and experience the thrill of building your own empire, only to have it destroyed by a rogue band of flying pigs. Take part in epic battles against giant chickens and evil villagers who have formed a secret alliance. Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and the occasional dancing creeper.

But that’s not all! On ASCENSION, you can ride on the backs of dragons, tame unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is constantly evolving with new events, challenges, and surprises around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join ASCENSION today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look.

WeddingCraft: No Kids Allowed

Allowed, child behavior, child-free, family dynamics, family event, Kids, new boyfriend, sibling relationships, sister drama, Wedding, wedding boundaries, wedding conflicts, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest communication, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest expectations, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding rules, WeddingCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Votes:	8891
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sister’s new boyfriend, Brandon, shows up with his bratty daughter, Kelly, in tow. They demand to join your wedding in Minecraft, even though you specifically said it’s a child-free event! The nerve!

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and escape the real-life drama by diving into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted guests crashing your party.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans you’ll encounter next on our Minecraft server. Remember, on this server, the only drama you’ll find is in the game, not in your personal life!

BlockheadsAnonymous

addiction, addictive behaviors, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, bad habits, BlockheadsAnonymous, compulsive behavior, dangerous addictions, destructive behaviors, harmful addictions, harmful dependencies, harmful habits, negative addictions, negative behaviors, self-destructive addictions, self-destructive habits, toxic behaviors, unhealthy addictions, unhealthy habits, worst addictions, worst things

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479

Join our Minecraft server and become addicted to building the most epic structures in the virtual world! Forget about drugs, the only high you’ll need is the thrill of creating pixelated masterpieces that will make everyone else on the server jealous. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of creativity in a virtual environment. Who knows, maybe your insane building skills will catch the eye of a top-secret agency looking for a Minecraft architect to save the world from impending doom. So come on, join us and get addicted to the best kind of virtual high there is!