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/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Towns Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1919	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!

ADHD BifidoCraft: Double-Blind Fun!

add-on, adhd, Attention-Deficit, Behavioral Disorders, Bifidobacterium Bifidum, BifidoCraft, children, clinical trial, Double-Blind, DoubleBlind, Fun, gut health, Hyperactivity Disorder, intervention, mental health, neurodevelopmental, Nutritional Supplement, pediatric, Placebo-Controlled, probiotic, randomized, research study, Supplement

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all players with ADHD like symptoms! 12 weeks of intense gaming will have you feeling like a whole new person, thanks to our double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trial! Watch as your attention span improves and your hyperactivity decreases as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to level up your gaming skills and your mental health at the same time. Join now for a chance to win a free supply of Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all your virtual adventures!

In the morning

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Farms Harvested:	164
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Rytale Network

Welcome to Rytale! Rytale is a fun server running on the latest version of Minecraft. We currently feature a Towny server with plans to release future servers to the network!

The Towny server offers a variety of plugins, such as jobs, auctions, player warps, MCMMO, cosmetics, and more! We strive to enchance the player experience, while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots.

Hope to see soon!

IP: play.rytale.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.rytale.net/ Website: https://rytale.net/ Store: https://store.rytale.net/ Rules: https://rules.rytale.net/

play.rytale.net

CraftyMonsters Minecraft Server

CraftyMonsters, databases, Frontier, Game, Iceborne, Info, Kiranico, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Password, Pingsdex, Platform, question.., Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Threads, trailers, vg play

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Monster Hunter madness!

Imagine riding a Minecraft dragon while hunting down giant monsters like a boss. Our server is so epic that even the monsters are shaking in their boots (if they had boots, that is).

We’ve got crazy new features like riding a T-Rex into battle or taming a fire-breathing dragon to protect your base. And don’t even get me started on the loot – you’ll find diamonds, emeralds, and even rare Monster Hunter gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the monster hunting begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a whole new dimension filled with even more epic adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

MelissaMinecraftSMP – ShyBookwormMonday

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, bookworm, Fang board playlists, Fitgirl, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, melissa, MelissaMinecraftSMP, Previous thread, ShyBookwormMonday, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Mods, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Animals Bred:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Crops Grown:	9176	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game, because who wouldn’t want to do that? And don’t forget about the Snoot Game OST that will have you grooving all night long.

Need a break from Minecraft? Check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics that will leave you speechless. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Snoot AI Chatbots for a conversation you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	88
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.