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CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

smp, CriminalMastermind, fake Jersey accent, destroys operation, fed-looking dude

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

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YOLOcraft: 1 HP Edition

internet culture, relatable humor, relatable meme, video games, Gaming

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you have to worry about your health? Well, fear not, because on our server, you start with only 1 HP! That’s right, one measly little health point to keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could acquire from this majestic bird!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where danger lurks around every corner and the absurdity knows no bounds. Who needs full health when you have this much excitement?

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Goblin Slayer: Year One – Minecraft Server

manga chapter, Manga spoilers, year, Minecraft, dark fantasy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Explore a world where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who finds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Dragon Ball SMP Daima

Cell, episode 9, thieves, Frieza, dragon ball daima

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

In our latest episode, titled “Thieves,” things really start to heat up. A group of mischievous players have taken it upon themselves to steal all the diamonds on the server. Will they get away with it, or will the rest of the players band together to stop them? Tune in to find out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know what kind of shenanigans your fellow players might be up to!

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Have You Seen This Man? Minecraft Server

search, PLEA, Assistance, Find, Public Safety

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be on the hunt for the legendary man with a diamond-encrusted mustache! Legend has it that he can grant you three wishes if you can find him, but be warned, he’s a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere in our vast world.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the quest of a lifetime and see if you have what it takes to find the man with the diamond-encrusted mustache!

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Donutchan, you SLUT Minecraft SMP

trolling, social media, fat tits, Drama, cringeworthy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where drama is always brewing and the tea is always piping hot! Donutchan may think she’s the queen bee, but she’s just a brainless set of fat tits trying to steal the spotlight. And don’t even get us started on her pizza addiction – she’ll never be a tradwife with that kind of diet!

Join us for insane build battles, epic pranks, and wild adventures that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? So come on, YWNABAT (You Will Never Be A Tradwife), but you can definitely be a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

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Soviet Minds Minecraft Server

innovation, soviet union, economic decline, Soviet, Minds..

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Soviet engineer genius! Forget about the stagnation of Russia, on our server you can build incredible aerospace creations that will rival even the great minds of the Soviet era.

Imagine crafting a rocket ship that can fly to the moon and back in record time, all while dodging drunken Yeltsin lookalikes along the way. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity soar to new heights (literally)!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and become the next legendary Russian aerospace engineer? The sky’s the limit (literally) on our server, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to blast off into a world of endless possibilities!

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Suitless Brazilians Minecraft SMP

modern fashion, style evolution, Minecraft, clothing preferences, Suits

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only dress code is pixelated armor and diamond boots! We’ve got a wild community of players who have all ditched their suits and dress shoes for a more practical and stylish look in the game.

Rumor has it that one day, a group of Brazilian players stumbled upon a secret chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons. They put on the gear and instantly felt the power coursing through their pixelated veins. From that day on, they vowed to never wear a suit and tie again, opting instead for a more badass and battle-ready look.

Join us on this crazy adventure where you can battle mobs, build epic structures, and unleash your inner warrior in a world where fashion is all about diamond bling and enchanted gear. So come on, ditch the boring suits and dress shoes and join us for some pixelated fun!

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Crafty Cosmos – Minecraft Server

Josuiji Shinri, OP Template, Regis Altare, Octavio, Cosmos

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our New Jamaican In Town Edition is filled with wild adventures, outrageous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic quests with Regis Altare, the master of building jaw-dropping structures that will leave you in awe. Or team up with Axel Syrios, the redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel will take you on a journey through the jungle, where you’ll encounter mysterious temples and hidden treasures. And don’t forget about Machina X Flayon, the PvP champion who will test your skills in epic battles.

Looking for some laughs? Banzoin Hakka will have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics. And Josuiji Shinri will guide you through the world with wisdom and humor.

Join us on this insane adventure with Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus who will show you the ropes and help you navigate the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! ARMIS is where the real action happens. Jurard T Rexford will lead you into battle against the most fearsome mobs, while Goldbullet will show you how to mine for diamonds like a pro.

Octavio will take you on a journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter fiery challenges and epic loot. And Crimzon Ruze will teach you the art of survival in the most extreme conditions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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/pcgia/ – Phase ALiAS and Invaders General Minecraft SMP

Invaders, general, Kaneko Lumi, phase, pcgia

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders. Explore the official website, schedule, and Twitter while you build, mine, and survive with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness with Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prima from Ex-Tsunderia, and the legendary Yubicraft team. Get ready for epic battles, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our /pcgia/ world and let the insanity begin! Join now before the creepers beat you to it!

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