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CraftyCringeLand

awkward situations, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing fails, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing mistakes, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing regrets, embarrassing revelations, embarrassing situations., embarrassing slip-ups, embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, social faux pas

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5628	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Votes:	9889	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Hezbollah Havoc: Beirut Boom & Israel Strike

airstrikes, Beirut, boom, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, strike, targeted strike, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and destruction that even Israel is getting involved! we got rockets flying everywhere and targeted strikes in Beirut, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem in minecraft! #minecraftwarzone #jointhefun #israelvshezbollah

Crafty COVID Chronicles

Chronicles, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Crafty, Failure, Healthcare, long covid, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, mRNA products, mRNA vaccines, pandemic, physician-confirmed, post-viral syndrome, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2, study, vaccine efficacy, viral infection

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Runes Activated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Beacon SMP

all ages, BUILD, Chill, Community, Crafting, Currency, Economy, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, multiplayer, pixel art, Plugins, Shops, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to BeaconSMP! Come hang out on our chill all-ages server for all the cool crafters out there who just want a nice place to build something awesome, befriend a cat, buy/sell and become a millionaire, or just make some funny pixel art! BeaconSMP boasts:

-Semi-vanilla gameplay (with just a few quality of life plugins, and and auto chat mod)-Anti-greifing plugins that lets you claim as many chunks as you need to build your awesome stuff-Fun community and a place where everyone is welcome-No pay to win, we use gold as the main currency-Shops/economy setup!

So have some fun and hang out with us!

beaconsmp.com:25610

Avenian Network

Avenian Network, blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom Items, Enchantments, Factions, gameplay, Land Claim, Machines, MCMMO, Minecraft, Paid ranks, Protections, Server, Servers, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	6455
Love Letters Sent:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Every paid rank can be earned for free by playing the server. Custom items, blocks, machines, enchantments, and gameplay. Land claim and protections as well as crossplay with other servers.

avn.gg

AlexandriaSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory! Java + Bedrock, Dynmap, in-game voice chat, and more! Must be 18+ to join.

+18, AlexandriaSMP, bedrock, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, Creative, creeper, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, hugs, immersive foliage, INGAME, java, Join, Land Claims, landscape, Mandatory, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, pvp tournaments, Server, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust System, VOICE, voice chat, Voting, world generation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring quick issue resolution.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQs about AlexandriaSMP

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Visit our website or connect with us on Discord for more information on joining.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join?

A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 or older.

Q: How can I participate in server decisions?

A: You can participate by voting on major server decisions that impact the community.

Q: Are there rules regarding griefing or stealing on the server?

A: We operate on a trust-based system without land claims, but any issues are quickly resolved with CoreProtect. Respect and trust are key values in our community.

Q: What kinds of events are held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We hold bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Gawr Gura’s Sharky Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, Anime, Collectibles, Figure, Gaming, Gawr, Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun, GGG, Guras, hololive, Kawaii, Live Stream, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, sharky, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we explore the depths of Minecraft like never before. Our community is filled with the most ridiculous and fun-loving players you’ll ever meet, making every moment on our server an absolute blast.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube channel, where you can watch our fearless leader Gawr Gura take on all sorts of wild challenges in the world of Minecraft. And don’t forget to check out our TikTok for some seriously silly shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. Oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

Who’s That Girl Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Anybody, community assistance, familiar face., familiar stranger, find the truth, forgotten face, girl, help needed, her.., Identification, lost connection, memory jog, Minecraft, missing person, mystery woman, recognise, remember, search for identity, smp, stranger, uncovering the past, unknown person, Whos

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a clown convention, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Watch as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans that go down in our Discord server – it’s like a never-ending comedy show, I swear.

But the real reason you should join? We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. And if you can find it, it’s all yours. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

NightlyClean Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, clean office setting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, controlling spouse, dirty articles of clothing, Disgusting, hygiene habits, marital disputes, Minecraft, morning routine, NightlyClean, nighttime routine, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship conflict, Server, shower at night, shower in the morning, spousal expectations, Unattractive, Wife demands

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5985
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!