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> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	766	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	33
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	66382	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	110	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	666
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

hardrockskyblock

Community, Discord, Economy, hardrockskyblock, Minecraft, New Year, Parkour, planned servers, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Mostly vanilla skyblock so far with more servers planned after the new year 🙂 So stop on by see what we have and join the discord with us to meet a great community <3

hardrockvanilla.mcserv.fun