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The Chess Master – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Towns Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	62657
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things can get a little… Jekyll and Hyde! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your crafting skills).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!

ChugCraft – Cozy Minecraft Server

AFU raids, Chug, Chugcraft, Comfy Happening, Cozy, EU, Globohomo, Israel, Krasny Yar, Kupyansk, kyiv, Maksimilyanovka, Minecraft, nato, NATO Council, Nevoskye, nuspeak, Orthodox Cathedrals, Russian forces, Selidovo, Server, Talmud, tax increase, toretsk, trump, Ukraine General, Ukrainian parliament, UKROP, victory plan, video archive, war effort, Z Radio, Zelensky, Zoryanoye

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with Russian forces storming cities, Trump blaming Zelensky for starting wars, and mass evacuations that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Minecraft SMP Mumble Mastermind

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Potions Brewed:	80	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build, mine, and troll your friends in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Buster server Minecraft

Adventure, Buster server, comfortable, Community, Creative, Diverse, Fun, games, Minecraft, multiplayer, phasmophobia, Phasmophobia server, Players, Rust, rust server, Sandbox, Survival, survival server, Unique

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!

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Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Chokmah, Circles, clubs, Crafty, Event Pre-Registration, Events, Friends, general, Global, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Mari, mine, Minecraft, Nagisa, News, Normals, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, Sakurako, SCHALE Settlement Task, Scrimmages, Serenade Promenade, Server, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, useful links, Yukari

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, GRASS, grounding, healing, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, natural therapy, nature therapy, outdoor activities, Peace of mind, reconnecting with nature, Relaxation, self-care, sensory experience, sensory grounding, smp, solitude, stress relief, therapeutic touch, Touch, touching grass, well-being

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5942
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of touching grass alone? Do you yearn for the thrill of touching grass with others by your side? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole community dedicated to touching grass together!

Join us and experience the exhilarating sensation of touching grass in unison as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest blades of grass and battle against evil mobs who are trying to prevent us from feeling the soft, ticklish blades beneath our feet.

But beware, for rumors say that there is a secret underground society of grass-haters who will stop at nothing to sabotage our grass-touching endeavors. Will you join us in our quest to protect and cherish the grass, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a grass-hater yourself? The choice is yours, adventurer. Touch grass with us, or touch grass alone forever.

The Glitchy Pixel – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Analysis, blame game, consequences, crisis management., Decision making, errors, Evaluation, Failure, glitchy, hindsight, Improvement, investigation, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, PIXEL, problem solving, Reflection, root cause, Server, SOLUTIONS, Troubleshooting, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who dare to find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to ride the Diamond Sheep into battle will be granted invincibility and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2226

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, MrKillWolf666, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our totally chaotic and insane Minecraft SMP! Our beautiful queen Edition is ruling over the land with an iron fist… or maybe a diamond sword, who knows? Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, assassins, and hellhounds – just like in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Charlie herself would want to join. We’re on a mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom… by building hotels and running small assassin businesses, of course. Who knew rehab could be this fun?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We promise you won’t regret it… unless you get on the bad side of our bruiser Millie, then all bets are off. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Manchuria Opium Squad Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Characters, Community, discussion, Fans, Feedback, manchuria, Manchuria Opium Squad, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, Opium, Plot, reading, Recommendations, review, series, Server, squad, Storyline, Thoughts

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than the Manchuria Opium Squad server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs ride around on saddled chickens while wearing top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ore on the server is actually made of pure diamond-encrusted bacon. So come join the madness at Manchuria Opium Squad and experience Minecraft like never before!

Switch Finger Yo Dunn Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	768163
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have found diamonds hidden in the most unexpected places – like inside a giant mushroom or under a lava waterfall.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a pig paradise. Will you join forces with the other players to stop them, or will you be swayed by the promise of unlimited bacon?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, keep your finger off the switch – you never know what kind of chaos you might unleash.