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BikiniBashersGoneWild

awkward, bikini top, BikiniBashersGoneWild, Boundaries, breasts, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, EXPOSED, flat-chested, friend’s boyfriend, Humiliation, Inappropriate Behavior, insensitive, kicked out, overreacting, Pig, pool party, UNCOMFORTABLE, VIOLATION

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4340	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4567	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Potions Brewed:	131	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever pull off your virtual bikini top!

Join us for a wild pool party experience like no other, where the only thing getting exposed is our amazing builds and crazy adventures. Our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that terrible friend’s boyfriend.

Forget about awkward work situations and embarrassing moments – on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you dive into our epic world of fun and creativity. So come join us and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyPleasures Minecraft Server

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, CraftyPleasures, DELIGHT, enjoyment, everyday moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, Minecraft, Peace, Relaxation, Savoring, self-care, Serenity, Server, simple pleasure, small joys

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mines Excavated:	1158
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers apologize before blowing up your house. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Need a break from mining? How about a dance party with skeletons or a fishing competition with squids?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those flying pigs). Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShitCrafters United

10. disrespect, 11. selfishness, 12. deceitful actions, 13. untrustworthy, 14. abusive tendencies, 15. superiority complex, 16. lack of accountability, 17. vindictive nature, 18. lack of remorse, 19. gaslighting behavior, 2. red flags, 20. insensitivity., 3. negative traits, 4. bad personality, 5. warning signs, 6. dishonesty, 7. lack of empathy, 8. manipulative behavior, 9. arrogance, ShitCrafters, toxic behavior, United

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

What’s a dead giveaway that someone is a piece of dirt block? When they haven’t joined our EPIC Minecraft server yet! Trust us, only the coolest players hang out here. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to chill with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. So if you want to prove you’re not a total creeper, join us now and show off your building skills!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlin, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, mistake, political tensions, russia, S.Korea, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Warning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4765
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than S. Korea and Russia! we warn russia not to make mistake of not joining our server, cuz we got all the arms supply you could ever dream of in minecraft!

we got epic battles, like when a creeper tried to take over the server but we fought back with our diamond swords and saved the day! you don’t wanna miss out on all the action and fun we have here.

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world. we got players from all over the globe, just like S. Korea and Russia, but way more friendly and welcoming.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! trust us, you won’t regret it.

HolyCraft SolarCity

#sustainability, alternative energy, carbon footprint, catholic church, clean energy, climate change, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, environmentalism, green energy, green technology, Holycraft, pope, renewable energy, renewables, solar energy, solar panels, solar plant, solar power, SolarCity, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	975506	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Farms Harvested:	605
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dimension Hops:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A POPE WHO ANNOUNCED A SOLAR PLANT TO MAKE DA VATICAN CITY RUN ON RENEWABLES! U CAN BE A PART OF DIS CRAZY WORLD WHERE EVEN DA POPE IS INTO SUSTAINABLE ENERGY! BUILD UR OWN RENEWABLE CITY AND RULE LIKE A HOLY BOSS! LET’S SAVE DA PLANET ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #HolyGreenEnergy #PopePower #MinecraftMiracles

VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

belongings, Chaos, cleaning, decluttering, exhaustion, holiday, home, long tail tags, luggage, organization, Packing, post-travel, Preparation, procrastination, Relaxation, Routine, stress, travel, unpacking, vacation, VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, like, imagine you just got back from a totally rad vacation, right? and you’re like, ugh, unpacking is the worst! but guess what? joining this minecraft server is way better than unpacking after a vacay! like, way better!

we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!

also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!

so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!

MSMP

1.18.2, Adventure, Anarchy, create astral, Creative, Curseforge, Exploration, FANTASY, HACKING, java, mmo, Mod Pack, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	2263	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	2479	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Modded smp (java only, 1.18.2) Part anarchy server with only one rule. NO HACKING

To play you MUST download the Create Astral mod pack from curseforge

msmp.crmodders.dev

Horizon MC

best experience, Crates, Horizon MC, Kits, lag free server, LifeSteal, lifesteal server, magic wands, Shop

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4994	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

This is the best lifesteal server. Here you can enjoy the best experience

it is lag fee serevr Features:- Shop, Kits, Crates, Magic Wands

HorizonMC.minecraftr.us:25666

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

amazing, CraftyBanana, Excellence, Excellent, excepțional, fantastic, first-rate, Good, Great, high standard, Impressive.., Minecraft, Outstanding, Quality, remarkable, Server, SUPERB, Terrific, top quality, top tier, top-notch, Wonderful

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	3694
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6967
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers dance to disco music, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the world with their trading skills. This server is like no other, with enchanted diamond pickaxes that sing you lullabies as you mine, and a secret underground base full of llamas who are actually alien spies in disguise.

But that’s not all! The server also has a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you have to dodge fireballs and zombie pigmen while trying to collect as many diamonds as possible. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords and potato cannons.

So, what made this server so good? Well, where else can you find a place where the Ender Dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, appreciation, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Good Vibes, Gratitude, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA., Happiness, hilarious, humor, joy, LaughCraft, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, positive vibes, rofl, Romania, Server, thank you

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Animals Bred:	166
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. But fear not, because our players banded together and defeated the llamas in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world? Plus, did I mention that our server is endorsed by Romania? That’s right, even Romania thinks we’re the best! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity begin!