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Awakened Youth Haven 1.21

“Youth, Awakened, chemically, child welfare, children, controversial, Dems, eo, Gender Identity, government policy, Haven, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, mental health, sex change, Social Issues, sterilization, SUICIDE WATCH, Surgically, Transgender, Woke Ideology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got some crazy new rules that are gonna blow your mind! Like, they straight up banned chemically sterilizing or giving “sex change” surgeries to kids. Dems are losing their minds over it, like seriously, they’re on suicide watch and stuff. So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s shaking things up and making people question reality, this is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos begin!

Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

anxiety, boundary issues, chronic insomnia, Communication Issues, depression, family dynamics, family intrusiveness, intrusive mother, Invasion, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, overreaction, overstepping parents, Parent-child relationship, parental boundaries, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, psychologist appointment, Server, underreaction

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Love Letters Sent:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	165
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	2247	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2322
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Potions Brewed:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Enchantments Applied:	258
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?