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MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

play.revelationmc.net

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4025	Gods Slained:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

full.bestixworld.ru

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

Aging population, community development, cultural changes, demographic crisis, economic impact, EMIGRATION, european union, future generations, generational shift, government policies, lack of opportunities, Minecraft, population decline, portugal, Portugals, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, southern europe, workforce shortage, young people, youth engagement, youth unemployment, Youthless

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Verdict, VT, whats

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

Abilities, alluring talents, appealing qualities, attractive, attractive qualities, captivating abilities, captivating talents, charisma, Charm, charming qualities, desirable traits, impressive skills., magnetic personality, Minecraft, most attractive talent, Personality, Skills, smp, Special abilities, talent, TalentCrush, unique talents

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera bureau, AlJazeeraCraft, Bureau, Censorship, Conflict, freedom of press, international relations, Israel, Journalism, Media, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Palestinian territories, political tensions, press freedom, Raids, ramallah, Server, shuts down, West Bank

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Hezboomb: PrecisionCraft – Blowin’ Up Blocks!

blocks, BLOWIN, Conflict, detonated, Detonation, devices, Explosives, hezbollah, Hezboomb, Individual, intel, intelligence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Precision, PrecisionCraft, SECURITY, strategy, Tactics, Targets, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

join our epic minecraft server and blow stuff up like a pro! we have the most insane explosions that will make you feel like a terrorist mastermind. our intel on targets is so precise, you’ll be blowing up blocks with surgical precision. become the ultimate hezbollah warrior in the world of minecraft and show off your detonation skills. join now and start causing chaos in the most explosive way possible!

BlockyKicks: Just Do It

acceptance of brand names, adidas, BlockyKicks, brand awareness, brand consistency, brand evolution, brand identity, brand loyalty., brand marketing, brand names, brand perception, brand recognition, brand reputation, brand success, branding strategies, consumer behavior, Famous brands, iconic brands, Marketing, renaming brands

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Crops Grown:	5140
Emeralds Found:	6872	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. why join, you ask? well, because our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden village, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will grant you three wishes. one player even claimed they found a unicorn riding a roller coaster made of rainbows.

our server is so lit, even herobrine himself asked to join the fun. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!