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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9541 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 300 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!