Yeshuas Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yeshua’s Block Party

be perfect, BLOCK, Goyim, Hamas, heavenly father, hezbollah, iran, love your enemies, love your enemy, love your neighbor, Matthew 5:38, Party, pray for enemies, Rabbi Yeshua, resist not evil, Roman occupation, sons of your Father, tax collectors, taxes unto Caesar, turn the other cheek, Yeshuas

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	2105	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crops Grown:	8624
Emeralds Found:	7720	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3444	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the Roman way of life! Join us as we pay tribute to Caesar and help Roman soldiers in their quests. But that’s not all – we also believe in loving our enemies, including Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iran. Turn the other cheek, give your cloak to those who sue you, and go the extra mile (literally) for those who compel you.

But wait, there’s more! We also follow the teachings of Matthew 5:38-48, where we love our neighbors and pray for those who persecute us. So come on, join us and become a true son of your Father in the heavens. Don’t be like the tax collectors or the Goyim – be perfect, just like your Heavenly Father.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay – Roman style!

ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractive, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, criticism, Emotional support, Fake, Fighting, friendship, guilt trip, immature, insults, love life, Minecraft, relationships, rocky terms, Server, Shallow, ShallowBitchCraft, Support

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Animals Bred:	139	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	870	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Potions Brewed:	177	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	117
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Villages Defended:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	2898
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mines Excavated:	3821	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!