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SousiSlayerCraft

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Palestinian conflict, regional tensions, security threat, SousiSlayerCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, Walid al-Sousi

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Items Found:	2645	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our minecraft server where we eliminate senior commanders like walid al-sousi in gaza LMAO. we got the best pvp action and crazy raids that will make your head spin. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off all day long. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down some more bad guys together!

CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet

attractiveness standards, bling, Brains, CraftyMates, Earning Potential, emotional stability, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, fertility indicators, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, Human Behavior, intelligence, mate choice, MATE SELECTION, mate value, material support, Meet, partner preferences, physical attractiveness, relationship preferences, reproductive success, Stability

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where men can show off their physical attractiveness and health by building the most ripped and muscular characters in the game! ladies, show off your intelligence and emotional stability by outsmarting all the boys in epic battles and challenges! who needs earning potential when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills?! join now for a gender-bending adventure like no other!

Vital Junior High School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Community-driven Biomes Caves Custom plugins Vanilla Helpful staff Cross-play Java Bedrock Devices Community Vibrant Gameplay SMP Experience Plugins Smooth Enjoyable Join us, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4155	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

VITAL SMP is a community driven slightly modded Survival WELCOME TO VITAL SMP! Features Include But Not Limited Too: * SMP Experience: Enjoy a new SMP experience with over 200+ new biomes and cave designs. * Community-Driven: We listen to the community and what they want to see in the server. * Custom Plugins: There are under 50 plugins to provide you a Vanilla like experience, but with a twist. * Helpful Staff: Our staff is here to ensure your gameplay is smooth and enjoyable. * Cross-Play: We support both Java, and Bedrock players on any device! If you are looking for a great community and a server with a lot to do, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our vibrant community! See you there!

IP Address: Java: apx2413121.apexmc.co Bedrock: apx2413121.apexmc.co:25565

apx2413121.apexmc.co

X-Button Minecraft Server

action, Button, challenge, Choice, Click, decision, Decision making, Fun, Game, Interactive, location, Minecraft, Play, Press, Press the X-button, PRESSING, push, select, Server, virtual, where, X-button, XButton

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

classic excuse, cliché excuse, common excuse, excuse that works, ExcuseCraft, familiar excuse, frequently used excuse, go-to excuse, habitual excuse, hackneyed excuse, old faithful excuse, overused excuse, reliable excuse, standard excuse, tested excuse, timeless excuse, traditional excuse, tried excuse, tried-and-true excuse, typical excuse, well-worn excuse

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3808	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!