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NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9933	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Emeralds Found:	5296
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Void Gems Collected:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Star Shards Collected:	237
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dimension Hops:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	529	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	1746	Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	288	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!